hyper

⚠⚠(TRIGGER WARNING)⚠⚠ a fucking asshole who thinks that "grape" is funny and also gets hard from it.

person 1: how tf do u find hyper funny
person 2: i dont i hope he falls into a sewer

by Cult of the Beyond Hater May 26, 2022

hyper dude

N. A male who’s above an alpha male in the social hierarchy, achieved by having a Manhood that won’t shatter like glass from being compassionate, good human beings. Each good deed a hyper dude commits adds to their manliness.

Ok ‘Alpha Male,’ since I’m a Hyper Dude I’ll clean up your mess while you rant on twitter about the left ruining everything.

by HyperDudeCrimsonCowboy March 20, 2024

Hyper

me.

a complete and utter sack of shit, bastard, and desperate for pussy motherfucker that everyone hates.

Pedophile: Hyper is so hot i wanna fuck his tight furry ass so goddamn hard!!!
Guy: fak yorself u pedfile

Other Random Nigga: *walks in* glass of water --->>> \_/ (imagine that water is inside of it or smthing idk)

by Hypurrelet August 13, 2023

Hyper-Empathic Orgasm Field

The superpower of one of the guys on the Doom Patrol.

Hym "Hyper-Empathic Orgasm Field is not a real thing.... Is it?"

by Hym Iam July 24, 2023

Hyper Vigilent

It's when you pull the pin from a grenade....?

I was just told I need Major Surgery. Now I am hyper vigilent !

by puppyfsh October 12, 2023

Pulling a hyper

The act of committing to something only to bail last minute.

Praying no one is pulling a hyper at aod tonight.

by hyperking December 15, 2020

Hyper Lopez

A hot, funny, and somehow annoying person. Always knows how to make the right person laugh at anything. Not very good at dating.

“That Hyper Lopez, he’s so quirkyyyy!”

by McChichken March 17, 2022