A bad case of the shits. Has you hopping to the shitter or from one shitter to the next all day long.
Usually induced by excessive drinking or food poisoning. Occasionally the flu.
Usually induced by excessive drinking or food poisoning. Occasionally the flu.
After watching football and partying on Saturday and Sunday, I had the hop squats on Monday at work. I was in the shitter every hour on the hour.
That fish I ate smelled like a two dollar whore. I shouldn’t have eaten it cause I have had the hop squats ever since and had to call in sick to work.
That fish I ate smelled like a two dollar whore. I shouldn’t have eaten it cause I have had the hop squats ever since and had to call in sick to work.
by Eaton Holgoode October 11, 2018
Get the Hop Squatsmug. A random/bad infield hop made by a ground ball in the game of baseball or softball. Named after the softball fields in West Lafayette, Indiana, which are known for their propensity to produce bad hops due to having low maintenance gravel instead of actual dirt infields.
The fields are at the corner of Salisbury and Cumberland Avenues, and are unofficially known as the Salisbury Fields, though the official name is Arni Cohen Memorial Fields.
The fields are at the corner of Salisbury and Cumberland Avenues, and are unofficially known as the Salisbury Fields, though the official name is Arni Cohen Memorial Fields.
When it happens in your favor: "Yes, that was the Salisbury Hop we needed!"
When it happens against you: "God damn fucking Salisbury Hop cost us the game!"
When it happens against you: "God damn fucking Salisbury Hop cost us the game!"
by Mister Five June 4, 2011
Get the Salisbury Hopmug. A saying of whoever says it to a person that person must get on pilgrammed on roblox and do rough bum sex
by Pilgrammed man May 6, 2023
Get the Hop On Pilgrammedmug. When you have to jump from one parents house to anothers after the get seperated or devorced when their is visitation right or joint custoday. Usually involving that u split your time between both houses. Most times it unfair to the child
by Hislittleprincess July 18, 2010
Get the Parent Hoppingmug. - music that is the next level above hip-hop; possessing original musical knowledge without needing to sample beats from other artists.
by International Giant August 29, 2014
Get the hep-hopmug. by alexstfu March 3, 2021
Get the hop on tarkovmug. Moving from under random people's umbrellas to other random peoples umbrellas in public because you haven't brought your own
Ugh I forgot my umbrella today and had to umbrella hop from class to class
Yesterday it rained so hard that Precious had to go umbrella hopping
Yesterday it rained so hard that Precious had to go umbrella hopping
by N.TRIPPA April 6, 2011
Get the Umbrella hoppingmug.