Tit harvest machine

The device that sucks the pregnant woman's titties bone dry. The most useful device on any Amazon baby registry.

Janine's titties were deflated after using the tit harvest machine. Her nipples were soft after a successful tit harvest.

by Rock your rockhard January 6, 2022

the haves and the have more

The opposite of “the haves and the have nots”. People with a lot of money along with people with even more money

The yacht club at the Hamptons was filled with the haves and the have more.

by Philly Hockey Player June 17, 2023

dingle Harvester

its when a girl bends you over and uses her teeth to pick off your dingle berry's

dingle harvester its when a girl bends you over and uses her teeth to pick off your dingle berry's

that bitch used her teeth to clean my dingle berry's it was the best feeling ever

by Zachary Ehrler July 24, 2024

Slime harvester

A production plant that harvests slime from slime nodes, usually spawn on Venus.

I was beaten to death by a slime harvester.

by Kongfumonkeyking July 1, 2024

Wet Harvest

When someone soaks there hands in lube and makes the penis ejaculate into a vile to be stored for later. A wet harvest.

I'm going to give you a wet harvest. I'm craving a wet harvest.

Slang; Harvest/ Harvested/ Harvesting

Ex. I need to be harvested. I know you want to harvest me. I'm getting ready for the harvesting.

Some would say a sperm clinic participates in the wet harvest.

by Thinking A Little February 5, 2025

Combine Harvester

What you call your friend from Somerset

You will always be my Combine Harvester

by Jezmerrelda April 30, 2025

Moist Harvester

The act of having a soccer mom hair cut while being in a relationship with a woman who pays more attention to other women than she does to you.

"Bro, he's a proper Moist Harvester"

by MCB_HD August 31, 2025