During foreplay when one clips the toenails of the other, shoves the nails up their nose, and uses the resulting juices as lubricant.
She didn't cut her toenails for weeks in order to please her boyfriend, who wanted to ride the two-horned unicorn.
by Coach and Bingo December 17, 2009
Get the two-horned unicorn mug.When you have provided a service, beyond reasonable expectations, and for no good reason, this hat wearing individual wants a ridiculous discount base purely on douchebagery.
Please note the individual is referred to as 'bob' although that is not his real name.
Please note the individual is referred to as 'bob' although that is not his real name.
Bob- I'll have the porter house steak please, medium.
Waiter- Certainly, anything else sir?
Bob- No, thats all.
Dinner is consumed, no complaints were made.
Bob- This is the worst steak I have ever had, I refuse to pay!
(The 'bob' individual continues to argue a minuet amount, disregarding the fact he was provided a service and it is in bad taste to bring up discontent with the product after payment has been issued)
After speaking with the manager, who reiterated the fact that if you didn't like it, why did you eat? The bob proceeded to cause a shitfit similar to that of an infant.
At which point the manager, who was embarrassed for the cowardice individual, allowed the dinner to be removed from the bill, and asked the 'bob' like character to leave.
The manager then admitted to the waiter that they had been HORNED.
Waiter- Certainly, anything else sir?
Bob- No, thats all.
Dinner is consumed, no complaints were made.
Bob- This is the worst steak I have ever had, I refuse to pay!
(The 'bob' individual continues to argue a minuet amount, disregarding the fact he was provided a service and it is in bad taste to bring up discontent with the product after payment has been issued)
After speaking with the manager, who reiterated the fact that if you didn't like it, why did you eat? The bob proceeded to cause a shitfit similar to that of an infant.
At which point the manager, who was embarrassed for the cowardice individual, allowed the dinner to be removed from the bill, and asked the 'bob' like character to leave.
The manager then admitted to the waiter that they had been HORNED.
by Patient waiter October 21, 2010
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by kanyewest.helikes March 16, 2020
Get the hornt mug.When your thumb is numb and stick it up your bum like little jack horner did in his self titled poem. When you pull out your thumb, there's a nugget on it.
"...Eating a Christmas pie;
He put in his thumb,
And pulled out a plum,..."*-
"...Eating a Christmas pie;
He put in his thumb,
And pulled out a plum,..."*-
by Anderjeet Singh Curtinder December 30, 2011
Get the little jack horner mug.Extreme fluidity in the crotch area; may have the desire to grind on odd body parts of partner. Thoughts of engaging in slut-like behavior with the opposite sex due to being turn down for sex or partner refusing. May speak of vulgar sexually explicit acts. Symptoms include: wet underwear, dizziness, electrical impulses in clitorial area; women equivalent to blue balls
-I was gonna put out but he refused; now I have hornitis.
- Never leave your girl with the case of hornitits
- Never leave your girl with the case of hornitits
by ChichiAli August 1, 2015
Get the Hornitis mug.Every young girl on the internet has at least one horney wizard aka a guy who gives her really good life advice but also sends her a pic of his dick.
by votme March 18, 2021
Get the Horney Wizard mug.Bull-horned: when you fuck around with somebody, start some shit and get your ass kicked. Then,
whilst on the ground writhing in pain, The person that just kicked your ass pulls out a bull horn and
starts yelling in your face about how he kicked your ass.
whilst on the ground writhing in pain, The person that just kicked your ass pulls out a bull horn and
starts yelling in your face about how he kicked your ass.
Yo,, homie did you see cody get his ass kicked today,,
Yeah dog, he even got Bull- Horned That was humiliating.lying there in piss blood and semen
Yeah dog, he even got Bull- Horned That was humiliating.lying there in piss blood and semen
by Marshall tucker November 6, 2021
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