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Hagging Out

The act of spending time with your close friends, be it swimming, driving or just sitting on your asses. Derived from an incorrect spelling of Hanging out. Usually accompanied by a claw-like gesture to indicate that you do, in fact, mean hagging out.
Hey man, wanna hag out tonight?

We're totally Hagging out! You should join!

I'm so tired of hagging out with him! It's so boring!
by SabbathJustSabbath December 23, 2010
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tard hag

A hot to insanely hot chick who literally hangs out with or takes care of retards, so that they scare away all the guys that are chasing after them.
Joe: Crystal is so fucking hot. Why is she always hanging around retards?
Ferguson: She used to be fending off guys left and right, would even get stalked. Now she's a tard hag so they'd leave her alone.
by Floopston March 23, 2012
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Hag Doll

An obviously aged woman who dresses age inappropriately, wears too much makeup, but still has some level of sex appeal.
She looks like Barbies great grandmother , what a hag doll. She must shop at Forever 49.
by Emogenome February 15, 2019
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Hag Beef

When the lips,and clitoris of one's Vagina become so distended and floppy that it instantly brings to mind what one would think a Hag's

Meat funnel would look like.
"No way don't do it man,I've seen her naked.Her pussy is totally Hag Beef."
"Ugh,I was watching this porn,every chick in it was rocking some major Hag Beef."
"I'm down for some Hag Beef sandwiches."
by Solomon's Grave November 10, 2013
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Hag-A-Dus

Mike told you that? That's a lie.....I can't believe he pulled a Hag-A-Dus
by The Murphy January 23, 2009
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Hag reflex

The physical and emotional response to dealing with unpleasant women (usually of a certain age). "Unpleasant" can refer to her grouchy demeanor and/or odor.
Martha really triggered my hag reflex at the potluck dinner.
by jcooler August 31, 2012
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snag hag

When someone is hiking in the woods and comes across a fallen tree on the trail, called a "snag"—instead of being able to cleanly manuever around the snag, they get tripped up by it. That person has become a snag hag.
Dude, just step over the damn trunk. You're embarrassing me, you snag hag.

Did you see how Janie's coat caught on that branch? What a snag hag.
by Little_M August 22, 2016
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