Lard-guzzling queef nugget

Basically a way of saying "dodo brain" to one another.

1: Hey dude, you look awful like a lard-guzzling queef nugget.
2: What did you just say to me?
1: (gulping nervously)

by Te-Agma-At October 12, 2020

Toe fucking cum guzzler

a somewhat provocative insult used to tell someone to go fuck themselves

"Eat shit and die you toe-fucking cum guzzler"

by Kerndog June 26, 2006

Cum Guzzler

One that loves cum so much they guzzle gallons of it, usually some sort of whore as well. Also, a semen sucker, and baby juice drinker.

You: "That Iyonna sure is a whore."

Me: "Yeah, she's an original cum guzzler!"

by Jimmy from Degrassi July 12, 2010

guzzlet

When a young, wholesome acting girl guzzels alot of cum!!

That girl Brittany is a major guzzlet

by Jrk459er November 29, 2006

wiener guzzler

one who inserts wieners into their mouth at an extreme pace.

Kid 1: "Wow, Tobiashi (jap) sure is a wiener guzzler, did you see him mow down Jeff Gube's (fat american) wee-wee last night?"

Kid 2: "Wow, I didn't know japs could polish off such big wieners so fast."

by Jeff Cumonface November 28, 2007

cum guzzler

someone who eagerly takes loads of cum down their exquisite throat.

Dylan: Yo, that chick is a total cum guzzler.
Brody: I know bro, that is Tali for ya.

by brodubs March 18, 2011

Mustard guzzle

To spread mustard on a mans penis and begin to give him a blow job.

Phylisha: Wow I just gave the best head of my life!
Jessica: I can't give head, I hate the taste.

Phylisha: Well I hate the taste too! That's why I mustard guzzle.

by Menwithbrooms September 24, 2011