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gurt

Something very smart but also very dangerous
me: yogurt
gurt: sybau 🥀
by Barry Golly May 4, 2025
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Gurting

He was gurting when she jumped the fence to rescue her cat.
by merpioioioio June 11, 2025
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gurting

doing something thats very smart but also very dangerous
me: yogurt

gurt: sybau
sybau: gurting
by Nnl April 13, 2025
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Gurt

The act of force feeding a mixture of yogurt and semen down a respectable female’s throat.
Bro he just gurted on everybody.
I’m gonna gurt all over them.
by Throaterton Goaterton May 30, 2023
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Gurt

Another word for ejaculation, but it is more powerful and squrts out
Did you see jow I gurted on Dakota's nostrils?
by Statefarmguy124 June 11, 2018
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Gurt

A friend named Garrett that has a milking fetish and they are a little special.
by Gurt expert 78 March 10, 2025
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Gurt

Gurt is just a cool guy, everyone says "yo!" to gurt. So next time you see him. Make sure you say "no." He's too happy for his own good.
friend: Yo gurt!
gurt: Yo!
You: no. gurt.
*Gurt starts crying*

You: LOL
Friend: LOL

Your mum: SYBAU!
by BambiBlade August 19, 2025
mugGet the Gurtmug.

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