maritza guido

it’s me tf I’m awesome and cool 😘

oh there is maritza guido !!

me - yeah bitches it’s me the life of the party !!

by lifeofthepartylols April 8, 2022

Guido

SOMEONE WHO REALLY LOVES BAKSO/meatballs! The guy that always ask to buy meatballs.

A: Let's eat. Any idea?
A Guido: Meatballs?/Bakso?

B: Let's eat. Idea please?
A Guido: Meatballs?
C: Else please?
A Guido: Hmmm...bakso?
B: They're basically the same -___-

by Navidad0508 November 22, 2021

guido garmin

Ankle monitor

How did the cops find Carmine? His dumb ass left the house with that guido garmin on his ankle.

by anonymous August 20, 2023

Guido party

A party that single Italian guys go to, where they try to have sexual intercourse with as many females as they can before the night is over.

"Hey Coriella, you going to Matteo's guido party tonight."

"Dude I really just need to throw a guido party and fuck some chicks"

by Guidette101 January 17, 2016

Guido

Leader of a pack legendary lions. Better known as a Bartysquad. Always ready to help you, unless he is completely smashed himself. In that case, he rather inteferes while you do important cleaning business. Other than that, always worth a toast!

Guys, I think we are totally lost. We really could use a Guido right now!

by SergeantScotch January 10, 2018

Guido

An elusive creature but can be tempted out of his habitat by playing the sounds of Celine or ABBA.

Can’t control his laughter when something tickles his fancy

“I can’t find Guido”

“Well you’re not going to find him by playing ‘The Darkness” are you?

by ShortArsedDwarf February 8, 2025

Guido

Best mother fucker youll ever meet guido has ur back thru n thru. Guido is an honest big heart person and if ur lucky enough to have in ur life u cant live with out because guido is such a good guy. Fun always up good time best partner in crime. A best friend until the end couldnt imagine life with guido being apart of mine.

Guido good guy best friend for life.

by Beealishes December 31, 2022