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Guido

Leader of a pack legendary lions. Better known as a Bartysquad. Always ready to help you, unless he is completely smashed himself. In that case, he rather inteferes while you do important cleaning business. Other than that, always worth a toast!
Guys, I think we are totally lost. We really could use a Guido right now!
by SergeantScotch January 10, 2018
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Guido

Leader of a epic pride of lions. Better known as Bartysquad. Always eager to help. But whilst being smashed he rather stands in the way while you do important clean business. Either way, always worth a toast.
I think we are lost. We could really use a Guido right now!
by SergeantScotch January 14, 2018
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Guido Gaping

When you shove your just finished pissing dick inside of a girls ass and then piss inside her asshole, then keep thrusting til you cum and then pull out and shove your cock down her throat and shove your pubic hair in her mouth.
Jesus Christ dude, she took the most bomb guido gaping last night!
by Buddy Shagetz July 3, 2016
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Guido

Guido: *teleports behind you* ~ Shaggy
by Not Sgt Major October 16, 2019
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pink eye guido

After performing the shocker on a woman with your hand still in position you smooth out your eyebrows and give a sly wink.
Hey bro what happened how’d you get pink eye.

Ohh damn son I gave Sarah the pink eye guido!
by Uhohpinks November 25, 2023
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pink eye guido

After performing the shocker on a woman with your hand still in position you smooth out your eyebrows and give a sly wink.
Hey bro what happened how’d you get pink eye.

Ohh damn son I gave Sarah the pink eye guido!
by Uhohpinks November 25, 2023
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Guido

Best mother fucker youll ever meet guido has ur back thru n thru. Guido is an honest big heart person and if ur lucky enough to have in ur life u cant live with out because guido is such a good guy. Fun always up good time best partner in crime. A best friend until the end couldnt imagine life with guido being apart of mine.
by Beealishes December 31, 2022
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