grunge master

One who has mastered the art of grunge bud.
Instuructor of growing the best grunge bud.

person 1: " Is this bud any good?"
person 2: "I am not sure, ask Scott, he's a Grunge Master".

by kath955 June 6, 2011

grunge wannabe

A person who tries to be someone they're not following the modern day "grunge" lifestyle. Because nowadays people have to be something they are not.

Person A: Eww look at her shirt
Person B: What's wrong with it? It's just a Nirvana band tee... I thought you love them
Person A: I do but i really don't like how she can just be something she is NOT.
Person B: OOOH i see... she is a wannabe
Person A: She is specifically a grunge wannabe.

by if.grumpy.cat.was.human...me May 6, 2015

Hermione Granger

Hermione Granger (Emma Watson) is the smartest and prettiest witch of her age. She has two best friends Harry Potter and Ron Weasley. She and Ron got married and had kids together. She is also in Gryffindor at Hogwarts.

Hermione granger is very smart

by Bombass Chick April 4, 2017

Post-Grunge

Music for douchebags. Post-grunge is a broadly-defined genre, but in general it refers to excreable acts like Nickelback, Puddle of Mudd, Staind, Hoobastank, 3 Doors Down, Creed, Collective Soul, Silverchair, Candlebox, and Switchfoot. Because they all have essentially the same "singing" style, every post-grunge frontman is interchangeable, and every post-grunge song sounds exactly alike, no matter the band. Chord progressions are childlike in their simplicity, but it doesn't matter because the guitars are heavily distorted and the lead singer is often found making inhuman sounds into the mic. Post-grunge music can make 80s synth-pop look like Mozart by comparison, but somehow these groups continue to rake in cash hand over fist. Blame the douchebags who listen to this garbage, I guess.

Dude A: Post-grunge is awesome!
Dude B: You're a complete and utter douchebag.
Dude A (sadly): I know.

"It's Been Awhile"? Since what, you wrote a song that didn't suck balls?

by Walt Nichols February 10, 2009

Grunge

Sure Nirvana were a Grunge band, but they were mainstream. Mainstream Grunge isn't real Grunge in my opinion. The Real Grunge bands were Mudhoney, Alice In Chains, Melvins, Soundgarden, Mother Love Bone, Screaming Trees, Green River, Malfunkshun etc.

Smashing Pumpkins, Jane's Addiction, and Sonic Youth, although great bands, were NOT Grunge.

If you want great Grunge rock listen to "Piece of Cake" by Mudhoney, "Houdini" by Melvins, and "Dirt" by Alice In Chains. And compare that to Nirvana's "Nevermind". Nevermind doesn't even come close.

by a real music enthusiast July 17, 2006

granger

Granger is a spot where wickedness rains,terror dwells,and shadows lurk. A city in the Yakima Valley engulfed in secrecy. Zombies plague the streets consuming drugs at an unnerving rate. Crackheads and criminals divide there spoils with junkies and fiends. The safest place in the city is locked inside your home with doors and windows barricaded. It has a small population due to citizens constantly being imprisoned or collapsing from overdoses. The few who remain spend there days either slanging Yayo or sniping crackheads. Either way it is a dark existence.

Granger is the city of silence.

by Billy LaPierre December 24, 2006

Grunter

A Grunter, is someone who is very ugly and usually has a huge bottom jaw. When you look at a grunter its almost impossible to not picture them acting like an ape throwing the poo everywhere. There are different levels of grunting, a high level grunter would deemed, "He Grunts On A University Level" whereas most just grunt on a 6th grade level.

Dylan: WHOA Shlab...Check out that Grunt Lord!
Sean: Holy Shit! that Grunter looks like he's the type of guy to eat a load of shit every morning!
Dylan: yah...

by dlan September 18, 2007