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Goovaks

A meme term for washed up Kovaak aim trainer addicts (retards) who’ve racked up 5,000+ hours clicking dots but still get raped in real games. Goovakers live in a delusion, convinced they’re mechanical gods, despite getting out-aimed by gold-ranked players in actual matches. They treat their Voltaic rank like a religion, yet usually hit below 30% accuracy in any game.

Signs of a Goovaker:

Often complain about aim filters
Low IQ
Use Artisan pad
Post scores on twitter
500+ hours on Kovaak
That nigga JuicerQT, he plays the Goovaks, 5k hours but still pisslow in real games!
by ThunderstruckDemon99LG May 13, 2025
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Goovaks

A meme term for washed up Kovaak aim trainer addicts (retards) who’ve racked up 5,000+ hours clicking dots but still get raped in real games. Goovakers live in a delusion, convinced they’re mechanical gods, despite getting out-aimed by gold-ranked players in actual matches. They treat their Voltaic rank like a religion, yet usually hit below 30% accuracy in any game.

Signs of a Goovaker:

Often complain about aim filters
Low IQ
Use Artisan pad
Post scores on twitter
500+ hours on Kovaak
That nigga JuicerQT, he plays the Goovaks, 5k hours but still pisslow in real games!
by ThunderstruckDemon99LG May 13, 2025
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Goomba

A worthless piece of shit person, only good for getting stomped on / kicked or hit with shit.
"Yeah, you're friends a useless fucking goomba who keeps dodging his child support payments."
by Brendan Preemdarts June 16, 2025
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Goomnastics

The complex and often delusional mental acrobatics performed by a gooner to rationalize their excessive porn consumption and chronic masturbation habits. It's a blend of "gooning" and "gymnastics".

This involves contorting logic to justify spending hours locked in a room, ignoring responsibilities, and staring at a screen. Common goomnastic routines include arguments like, "It's a healthy stress reliever," "I'm just exploring my sexuality," or the classic, "I'll start NoFap tomorrow, this is the last one." The true master of goomnastics can convince themselves that missing a friend's wedding to edge for twelve hours straight is a form of profound self care.
Friend 1: "Mark said he couldn't help me move because he was 'meditating' all weekend to align his chakras."

Friend 2: "That's some advanced goomnastics. He was definitely just stroking his screen."

After spending his entire rent payment on OnlyFans, he performed some serious goomnastics to convince himself it was an investment in supporting small business owners.
by went1 October 18, 2025
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standing goovation

Of pornograpic movies; the point in a scene, usually the end, where the male actor or actors rise to their feet and salute their female co-star for her fine sexual performance by showering her with their sticky fluid.
Ey, I was watching this film last night, she played the pink oboe so well that the entire cast gave her a standing goovation. She looked like a painters radio at the end
by Boozybloke November 22, 2016
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Fucking Goomba

A bearded loud talker from Long Island New York who thinks their shit don't stink
My buddy from Long Island is a fucking goomba, he thinks Long Island is God's gift to the earth.
by Tycoontim April 20, 2017
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Dirty Goomba

During intercourse, the top will stomp on a piece of shit (does not matter if it is their’s or not) and then the bottom will lick it off their toes.
Me and Barbara did the Dirty Goomba last night. It was awful.
by Goomba0407 September 7, 2021
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