Acoustic Guitar Guy

Profile of an acoustic guitar guy: The AGG can be found most often at college campuses and teen camps. The AGG is under the impression that he's very gifted when it comes to playing guitar, but in actuality is quite bad. He attempts to cover this up by singing and occasionally flipping his long hair, so long as it's not in his favorite hairstyle, the man-bun. His rolled pant legs and flip-flops are a desperate attempt to communicate that he doesn't care. The ultimate success to an AGG is acquiring a group of girls with low self-esteem and no musical talent, so that they are unable to recognize that he is really not great at guitar.

"Crap. All I wanted was coffee, but now this Acoustic Guitar Guy is going to impose his lousy music on me."

Acoustic Guitar Guy by Cmaliso November 12, 2015

Air Guitar Syndrome 

When your diabetic neuropathy is acting up to a point where you shake your hand infront of you and simulate playing the guitar.

While Richard was getting angry at snipers during search and destroy his Air guitar syndrome started acting up, After he sniffed his fingers and ate some wendy's chili

Air Guitar Syndrome by TheZomLex January 10, 2023

air guitar

1)a way to play guitar without disturbing others and having your neighbors call the police and your family telling you to turn it down if it is an electric guitar

2) to jam with your favorite songs freely

1) I took up the guitar recently for a play my day program is putting on, and the only way to practice playing it at home is by air guitar, since my brother had sold his guitar before this happened.

2) I have air-guitarred to Bon Jovi's "Have A Nice Day" My Chemical Romance's "Teenagers", and Nickelback's "Burn It To the Ground" where nobody could see me.

air guitar by Chad'srockergrrrl April 8, 2009

guitar geek 

A guitarist who becomes obsessed with becoming the best guitarist ever. Will read books on obscure scales and chords, and have an encyclopedic knowledge of what gear other guitarists use. Unlikely to be in a band, as they`re too busy practissing to join one, or too annoying to stay in one.

Guitar geek: Did you Know that while Jimmy Page almost always used a Les Paul standard at Led Zep gigs, he`d often use a Telecaster in the studio.

Sane person: Shut the fuck up you freak!

guitar geek by Magic Bonsai August 14, 2006

Guitar Hero III

Third Installment of Guitar Hero

Bob: Hey wanna go to the movies tonight?
Tom: Fuck you! I'm playing Guitar Hero III!

Guitar Hero III by M-Kat January 15, 2008

Guitarchery 

The ancient art of guitar-thrusting accuracy.

My school fails to acknowledge guitarchery as a legitimate sport.

Guitarchery by ThomYorke August 18, 2006

guitar.com misc

a place for Canadian school girls

well they're really guys so yeah.......
it's gay

guitar.com misc by TJ Poopfecker May 10, 2004