Stephen gawking

Stephen Gawking was a gawkicist who was considered among the best since Einstein and Newton. He was also an autist, prompting many mindless gawkeist nuts to use arguments from authority. It was obvious why a man like Stephen Gawking was a gawkeist. It wasn't intellect that encouraged him. It was emotion stemmed from the condition he suffered. You could see that this was the case when an otherwise intelligent man used an evidenceless hypothesis (multiverse which is science fiction) to advocate gawkeism. Unfortunately, many gawkeists then used arguments from authority by asserting that because Gawking was a gawkeist, it must have been correct.

Stephen Gawking, an otherwise great scientist whose emotion caused him to put his faith in an evidenceless hypothesis to explain the origin of the universe.

"Stephen Gawking was really, really smart about space stuff. His ideas are so cool, they inspire lots of other scientists to find out more about the universe."

"Uhm, have you heard of Stephen Gawking? He was, like, crazy smart about space things! His ideas were, like, super cool and made you go 'hmm' wanting to know more about the universe and all."

by Stephen Gawking fan January 2, 2024

generic-grocery gawk

Refers to the astonished stare that you assume when taste-testing two or more brands of a particular supermarket-offering and unexpectedly discover that you actually **prefer** the lower-priced store-brand (which traditionally would be expected to have a "weaker 'n' thinner" flavor/texture), rather than a costlier "big name" product.

Being on SSI and Food Stamps and thus having a very-limited budget, I am used to just buying the "el-cheapo" store-brand of groceries whenever I can stand their usually-milder-tasting flavors. Occasionally I do "splurge" and buy the pricier "fancy-pants" foods, though, when the taste is dramatically better, such as Nutella hazelnut spread or Armour Vienna sausage. One startling exception to this latter condition, though, was in the case of Dinty-Moore beef stew as opposed to just the Great Value brand... I bought a can of DM just to try it out in comparison to the WalMart brand, and I had a total case of generic-grocery gawk --- the Dinty-Moore brand was absolutely a-w-f-u-l, whereas the richly-tasty Great Value stew won hands-down! Boy, ya never know till ya try it, do ya???

by QuacksO February 25, 2019

Twist and gawk

You spit on his erect penis. Put a hand around the base of the penis. And start twisting in a circular motion up and down all while you’re sucking the head (make sure to use vacuum seal suction for ultimate pleasure)

Friend 1: I think he’s cheating , what shall I do to make him stay?

Friend 2: Give him the twist and gawk I’m sure that’ll work

by Twistygawk January 5, 2022

Fear of Gawk

Fear of Gawk

Fear of Gawk is the feeling when u are afraid of giving gawk

by D is for daddy October 2, 2023

Gauck Gauck (Gawk Gawk)

An onomatopoeia word that mimics the sound of gulping and throating a penetrating outside force on the mouth or throat.

Courtesy of the BDSM Discord server.

"My friend, Nico, loves to Gauck Gauck (Gawk Gawk) his significant other."

by BEE-DEE-ES-EM July 5, 2024

Ultra-Berry Picker Packer Punch 3000 Gawk Gawk Balltwist

A sexual act of a MPS (member of preferred sex) giving a male oral sex. This meaning taking the mans penis into the mouth of the MPS.

Mattias: “Bae I cannot wait until I get home, i’m so horny.”
Samoura: “I can give you that ultra-berry picker packer punch 3000 gawk gawk balltwist!”
Mattias: “I can’t wait!”

by 💀Baddie😩 November 18, 2023