Best mother fucker youll ever meet guido has ur back thru n thru. Guido is an honest big heart person and if ur lucky enough to have in ur life u cant live with out because guido is such a good guy. Fun always up good time best partner in crime. A best friend until the end couldnt imagine life with guido being apart of mine.
Guido good guy best friend for life.
by Beealishes December 31, 2022
Get the Guidomug. Someone of southern decent who decides to leave the great steat of Texas and move to California. Similar to a "guido" from Jersey. West Side Guidos think they'll become somebody by the move and usually end up "playing for the other team".
Look at Gayburn over there... he's acting just like a West Side Guido! I bet he'll be eating a mustard and man-ass sammich for lunch today. Oh well, I guess it's his business if he likes to get jackhammered by fruitcakes in Cali!
by d-rob all the time December 29, 2009
Get the West Side Guidomug. Leader of a pack legendary lions. Better known as a Bartysquad. Always ready to help you, unless he is completely smashed himself. In that case, he rather inteferes while you do important cleaning business. Other than that, always worth a toast!
by SergeantScotch January 10, 2018
Get the Guidomug. A type of guy you would never think you would be fortunate enough to meet in your lifetime, and when you do, it feels like everything that was once confusing and scary is now known and comforting. He will always make you feel so special, like you are a one of a kind. He will mean the world to you and you will always find a new way to truly adore him and appreciate his presence in this world.
by Phospin July 12, 2023
Get the Guidomug. After performing the shocker on a woman with your hand still in position you smooth out your eyebrows and give a sly wink.
by Uhohpinks November 25, 2023
Get the pink eye guidomug. When your friend says they'll show up in a minute, but ends up taking 30 minutes instead. Normally done by people named Guido.
Me: Hey, how long until you're ready?
Guido: Yeah, just give me a minute
Me: Alright, I'll see you in one Guido Minute then.
Guido: Yeah, just give me a minute
Me: Alright, I'll see you in one Guido Minute then.
by MANLIKETONER July 31, 2021
Get the Guido Minutemug. Guido with the hard G is the Germanic variant of the Italian version. A Germanic Guido is usually from Europe and will most likely never set foot on American soil due to the fact that the Italian version is a complete disaster there. The Germanic Guido has a dark sense of humor and is mostly considered insane, although accepted by most as an okay person.
Germanic Guido being defined:
Person 1: Did you see how Guido blew up his desk with a stash of fireworks?
Person 2: Yea, they should lock him up or something.
Person 1: Ah well, at least he's the Germanic variant.
Person 1: Did you see how Guido blew up his desk with a stash of fireworks?
Person 2: Yea, they should lock him up or something.
Person 1: Ah well, at least he's the Germanic variant.
by Imanisu March 4, 2022
Get the Germanic Guidomug.