Reverse Gobble Debt

Basic carrot and stick system, whereby you promise someone to suck their cock in exchange for a good/service by a certain date. However if they fail to deliver on that date, they owe you a bloj instead.

<Tues> "Jeff, if you get me that wire by Weds I'll suck your cock."
<Tues> "Done! Get ready for a fat one in your mouth!"
<Weds> no wire
<Thurs> no wire
<Fri> "That's it Jeff, I invoke the right of Reverse Gobble Debt!"
<Fri> "aww, god damn it...I deserve that for lagging all the time, I guess you get to fuck my throat and make me Gwock hard"

by myfakeurbanDname March 6, 2020

Mind-gobbling

Your brain devouring knowledge in greedy gulps.

This book is mind-gobbling.

by Fufito June 16, 2017

wiener gobble monster

pretty clear from the name. someone who is a master of manipulating the penis with their mouth. can be male or female. a wiener gobble monster has a vast amount of practice engaging in oral sexual intercourse. they usually start at a young age and are always proud of their skills.

Damn you know Karen? She gave me a blow job last night and she is a wiener gobble monster. No one has ever ejaculated so quickly in the entire existence of the planet Earth. When she was done she had a massive smile on her semen covered face.

by jfb6942069 March 11, 2022

Gobble Gash

When you slurp up a Tsunami of a wet minge and you need a towel to dry yourself off

I was soaking wet after last night's gobble gash

by Beltazar November 13, 2017

Gobbles

God bless

Cranked my hog and almost hit some road clibbins glad I didn’t crash , Gobbles

by Hoss the hog cranker September 23, 2022

Gobble on grapes

Nicer way of saying choke and die.

Idiotic fool: is Germany in Africa?
Intellectual individual: Tf man go gobble on grapes.
Idiotic fool: *gasps*
Class: *gasps*

by Me mam m9 June 11, 2018

gator gobble

Rolling up numerous slices of bologna, gently placing them into the vagina of two women and then seeing who can eat all of bologna first while blindfolded and hands tied behind their back.

I gator gobbled that fatbox faster then you....pay up!

by Gobble420 March 29, 2017