Get out of jail free card

something that you wished you had but don't unless your stinking rich.

"Hey man, do you have a get out of jail free card?"
"No, i'm not rich"

by My dictionary284 September 14, 2020

Getting the oxen out of my bed

An excuse to get someone to shut up.

"Hey how was your day?"
"Sorry, I'm getting the oxen out of my bed."
"Oh, alright."

by boopsnoop August 6, 2021

Get out of jail free card

Something you don't have. And I don't have.

"Man, wish I had a get out of jail free card!"

by My dictionary284 September 14, 2020

get out of my car now

Wait,What?!! You really looked this up? Well umm... it's a angry uber driver meme. JUST LOOK UP SEX IT'S PRACTICE THIS OK.JESUS

YOU ARE AT THE HOSPITAL ADMINISTRATION IS RIGHT H E RE GET OUT OF MY CAR NOW!

by FURRY FAGGUT February 16, 2018

Get the thumb out of your vagina

It's what you tell someone when they are acting whiny, bitchy, or are taking something way too serious.

"That's not even something to joke about..."

"Oh, get the thumb out of your vagina."

by Anonymous013 February 24, 2009

Getting your nuts out of the pond

Getting your nuts out of the pond refers to the act of losing your virginity or having sexual intercorse. This phrase is typically used by sexually active men in an attempt to frustrate and mess with younger men.

Gino: Now that you transferred out of that all-boys school, you need to talk to chicks and start getting your nuts out of the pond.

Jake: Ok! I know! Leave me alone.

by ScepticalSapien August 25, 2021

put some clothes on and GET OUT

When you find someone naked in a bed that shouldn't be there.

Or more recently said to mean "go away"/ "get out of my house". Whether the person is naked or not!

Walk in to find two of your friends getting it on in your bed in a party. "Put some clothes on and GET OUT!"

Or, you have a buddy round and and you can't deal with them whining anymore. "Man, please, put some clothes on and get out"

by Phazting May 22, 2014