Its when a dude is so freakin lonely and can't find a girl he literally fucks a juicebox.
Its the only thing that will squirt sticky liquid on his dick. He believes he can taste it through his dick. People like him need to get out more.
Its the only thing that will squirt sticky liquid on his dick. He believes he can taste it through his dick. People like him need to get out more.
by Jacksonh14 January 7, 2015
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1. Used to show something so incredibly immense-ified and huge-mongous, that a regular word, and indeed, two words stuck together (see above) cannot even begin to describe the subject in question.
2. Used also to describe something that is extreme, takes you aback, or over-the-top. The term is used because saying "Over-The-Top", or "OTT", makes you look like a fuck-faced loser, or an art teacher.
3. See also: "Fuck Off".
One would normally use this is a circumstance where just saying "big" would not do, and saying something like "huge-mongous" would make one look like a twat.
Origins: The Tiffin Swing Band/TATB tour to Poland, in particular, Callum and Noosh.
1. Used to show something so incredibly immense-ified and huge-mongous, that a regular word, and indeed, two words stuck together (see above) cannot even begin to describe the subject in question.
2. Used also to describe something that is extreme, takes you aback, or over-the-top. The term is used because saying "Over-The-Top", or "OTT", makes you look like a fuck-faced loser, or an art teacher.
3. See also: "Fuck Off".
One would normally use this is a circumstance where just saying "big" would not do, and saying something like "huge-mongous" would make one look like a twat.
Origins: The Tiffin Swing Band/TATB tour to Poland, in particular, Callum and Noosh.
"That's a big fucoff steak you just ordered, Caz." (See 1.)
"Look at that fucoff pimp suit!" (See 2.)
"Fucoff, Cocksey, no-one likes you." (See 3.)
"Look at that fucoff pimp suit!" (See 2.)
"Fucoff, Cocksey, no-one likes you." (See 3.)
by Noosh September 11, 2005
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An easier way to say "Fuck off and die". Created especially for intelligent people, in effort to make scolding one of the many surrounding fucktards (see "fuctard" in Urban Dictionary) a tad bit less tiring. The funtional difference being less syllables to pronounce therefore saving precious breath that could be used more productively, especially in the presence of the above forementioned fucktards that require such a statement in the multitude and at a frequency greater than every 30 minutes or less.
Dick: Hey Harry can I borrow your phone to call my wife?
Harry: But you just got off of my phone talking to your wife didnt you? Ask Tom if you can borrow his.
5 min later:
Dick: Harry is it ok if I borrow your phone to call my wife?
Harry: Fuckoffdie!
Repeated all over again every 15 min.
Harry: But you just got off of my phone talking to your wife didnt you? Ask Tom if you can borrow his.
5 min later:
Dick: Harry is it ok if I borrow your phone to call my wife?
Harry: Fuckoffdie!
Repeated all over again every 15 min.
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Get the fuckoffville mug.When you don’t like to be touched by ugly ass ho’s and sluts. Only get touched by them when you are drunk, otherwise you yell out “begone thot”.
by ShadowGamerJZ June 10, 2018
Get the Fuckoffmeaphobia mug.Fuckoffery is like an angry woman on her period, you don’t fuck with her and you might be okay, fuck with her and you get your head tore off after getting yelled at for 10 minutes straight, basically it’s when you tell someone to fuck off but in a better sense
Joe Mama was in an arguenent with Mama Joe and Mama Joe said “this arguing is fuckoffery and needs to stop” so Joe Mama continued on arguing and later that night he was single with no place to stay
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