Long walk for a biscuit

A long way to go for something not that impressive. Most commonly used to describe boring jokes and stories.

X: That set up was like 4 minutes long, and the punchline wasn't even funny!

Y: Yeah, it was long walk for a biscuit.

by Jkins August 5, 2010

sold it for a song

Fig. to sell something for very little money. (As in trading something of value for the singing of a song.)

I had a beautiful apartment on Venice Beach. Selling that place it's one of my biggest regrets in life. Because I sold it for a song and now the real state there is worth so much.

by G. E. CASMAR May 10, 2011

taking my almond for a walk

A Tiktok meme that repetitively says, "taking my almond for a walk" in a British accent.

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by Google eyeball June 22, 2020

funeral for a friend

An amazing punk/rock band that deserves some fucking respect and when people say their emo, who gives a shit? funeral for a friend rules!!

seriously, check out some of funeral for a friend's songs before you make any accusations assholez!

by Shayne Andersen January 15, 2006

Aching for a baking

A phrase used to indicate a strong desire to smoke cannabis.

Fuck yes! I'm aching for a baking.

by Ed-dog March 30, 2011

Went For A Burton

To shamefully fall over in an embarrassing fashion whilst sprinting to glory.

Stefan never got his bus, he went for a burton instead.

by Pobol Pobotrol December 15, 2008

urban foraging

Urban foraging is a process of sorting through the dumpsters, gargbage bins, and other containers of waste to reclaim "wasted" food.

My freegan friend wants to go urban foraging, but I am scared of getting food poisoning.

by somenamethaturbandictionarywillletmeregister January 27, 2006