Mr flood

Mr flood is a man who molests people's shoulders with his sweaty unwashed hand

Mr flood: Hey laddie *molests your shoulder* hows your day going
Kid: what the fuck

by officedaddy September 20, 2022

Flood

When your mutha fucken landlord doesnt listen to your mutha fucken requests about your mutha fucken washing machine being mutha fucken broken and now you got a mutha fucken flood.

My mutha fucken washing machine is broken and my mutha fucken landlord hasn't fixed it and now I have a mutha fucken flood.

by Mutha Fucken Jones April 8, 2021

Hop on flood escape nigger nigger nigger faggot kiss me on my asshole

When someone starts saying this punch the shit out of them so they don't finish their sentence, but if it's happening on VC then leave the VC immediately, or else you will have to do what they say

Bartholomew: Hop on flood escape you fat fucking nigger faggot,Hop on flood escape nigger nigger nigger faggot kiss me on my asshole

Joe: Okay daddy

by Bubba, Twitch_Spider2 May 3, 2025

sean flood

An Irish teenager with blue eyes and brown hair. Very handsome and has lots of friends he can be an asshole sometimes but will always help a friend that needs help

Sean flood is handsome

by Yellg March 18, 2018

flooding

the act of peeing inside a vagina or anus

because why not right

"so a lady in her 20's came into the ER and said her boyfriend peed inside her?!"

"oh you mean flooding"

"huhh?"

by Shugaka July 30, 2024

UD Flood

When you look up something about Urban Dictionary and all that comes up are definitions on urban dictionary.

UD Flood:I trued to look up “how to vote on urban dictionary” and the results were UD Flooded with definitions of the with vote.

by iabast December 25, 2020

Janaughty Flood

When a woman's night of too much wine and too much pleasure collides in catastrophic fashion: vomit up top, squirts down below. A high-pressure, two-way water show. It’s a puke-squirt extravaganza with nonstop waves of spew and bliss without mercy. Truly, the human body’s most unfiltered fountain.

“Bro, the party was wild. Somebody had a full-on Janaughty Flood in the bathroom—top half puking, bottom half gushing. I’ll never unsee it.”

by Slonker September 3, 2025