flintstoning

Being in the middle of a task at work and just dropping it and leaving the minute your shift ends.

(In the first 10 seconds of the Flintstones intro, Fred is busy lifting a rock out of the quarry, but as soon as the whistle blows he's out of the quarry and into the car)

"Never give him a task that takes more than 15 minutes at 4:45, because he'll be flintstoning on out of here at 5:00."

by Kayurastar January 27, 2017

Flintstone

A term used to describe a soccer ball that is over inflated, and furthermore the act of heading such a ball. Typically dreaded and quite painful on behalf of the recipient.

Friend 1: "That ball's mad hard!"
Friend 2: "Yep, its a flintstone."

by mf21 November 8, 2017

flintstoning

The act of shoving your head up someones rectum whilst having sex.

Dian- Yea chad he just flipped me over and just started flintstoning me.
Susan- Oh my god are you okay that must've hurt you're poor ass.
Dian- You haven't lived till hes done that to you.

by analboy 99 November 12, 2017

flint river baby

when you take a newborn baby, but it in a burlap sack with a rock, tie a rope around it and toss it in the river

Redneck1: I got my sister pregnant
Redneck2: what are yall going to do?
Redneck1: It will be a flint river baby

by thatsouthernboy December 31, 2017

flint rock

If you are gambling with friends at a party and someone throws out coins instead of dollar bills, you call that flint rocks.

Man, get those flint rocks out of here.

by Slew dog January 17, 2018

Flinthur

It is the feeling of getting emotionally punched in the face.

I just got through algebra II and I got a case of flinthur.

by Mr. Friz September 20, 2018

Flintoid

A person with a PHAT ASS HEAD usually the shape of dat nigga FLINTIMUS PRIME HEAD

Oh shit dat nigga got the PHAT FLINTOID

by Dareefbeef April 11, 2019