Laughteritis

When you keep laughing hysterically and cannot stop.

Person 1: hahahahahahah

Person 2: hahahahahahah

Person 1: hahaha I hahaha think hahahaha we hahahahah have hahahah laughteritis hahahaha

Person 2: hahahah yeah hahahah I hahahah think hahaha so hahahahhahahahahaha

by localgerl21 April 22, 2009

Slaughterhouse Swine

This is a female in between a Swamp Donkey and a Battle Pig. These females are disgusting and smell. This is a serious situation, and if you have sex with one, you WILL end up with an STD. You will know when this is happening, but you'll be drunk, and go through with it anyway.

Did you see Kyle go home with that Slaughterhouse swine last night?

by TeddyW September 15, 2010

Slaughtergirl Old

A person between the ages of 25 and 29

14:34 lasso: i myself have many friends who are "slaughtergirl old"

by wu_alex May 14, 2011

Flugter

A Bad, Crappy Joke

Charlie Sheen just said a stupid flugter.

by That Chub Kid November 16, 2011

Laughter pants

Laughing so hard you pee yourself.

Your joke gave me laughter pants.. where is your bathroom?

by Toberious Goodumski September 18, 2011

Flaustered

Pissed off
One step away from...
About to kill EVERYONE!

As Largo Everett said "The capital of agitated breaks through being flustered into a vine of pure menace hatred and violence. Bitch break yo dick; get flaustered!"

"I got so flaustered after they all caught me masturbating, I just pulled the pin"

"Everytime I get flaustered, I just choke 'em purple"

"I got him a little flaustered sooooo.... I'm gonna need stitches all up my asz"

by Vetical (H) February 15, 2012

laughterbate

laughterbate -vb

1. to stimulate the sense of humor (of oneself) to achieve laughter while alone.

laughterbation -n

1. the stimulation or manipulation of one's own humor, especially to laughter; humorous self-gratification.

laughterbator -n

1. a person who chronically tells jokes to themselves while alone.

"Since I no longer have internet access I'm forced to laughterbate"

by MarsGradiva February 4, 2013