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Larry: Hey bitch
Greg: *Fake comes at him*
Larry: *Flinches*
Greg: Bitch you just flabbed
by Baggie J November 20, 2014
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flabberfish

a flabberfish is a yellow semi-aquatic animal

Its appearance varies depending on its needs

This animal can transmit 1000volts of electricity without causing harm to itself
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It also has many abilities such as - the controll and use of lightning and c4 and random magic that can not be explained and random spontaneous explosions and it can fly because..... Fuck you ,thats why
It eats - c4 , your soul - can live off of drinks

If drinks - nitro glycerine - lucozade, monster,

Do not wake before 4pm and dont make it do work

Has been known to sleep 24+ hours at a time

*naps all the time

*can snowboard
*nunchucks
*can rapidly change weight
*went on ZEN journey

*unexplainable derp
*night vision
*heat vision
*food vision

Unknown life span - infinite/ since da dinosaurs N shit

Born - Atlantis (the planet)

Feroxis(the galaxy)

Grutos(the sector)
the flabberfish pulled a 360 yy no-scope ladderstall
by flabberfish December 13, 2014
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Flab Kisses

When two really obese people are schmanging and their rolls of excess flab interlock in a greasy conglomeration.
I bet Beerman and Chaplar are in the process of having some serious Flab Kisses right now, I bet their sex is so gross.
by queefsucker February 23, 2015
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flabbadoodoo

My flabbadoodoo is sexy
by ducvrt May 8, 2015
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flabalicous

Flabalicous is the word you would use if you or someone you knew had tons of flab. Tons of flab = Flabalicous.
Person 1: That person is exceptionally flabby.
Person 2: Very flabby, they are Flabalicous.
by Unicorn :D July 10, 2015
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flabbadam

When a piggy individual looks like a reservoir of pork trimmings.
"Damn Look at that booty"
"Yeah but she's a bit of a flabbadam"
by Snukedefuser August 14, 2015
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Flabbercocked

To be extremely tired of being dicked.
Damn the boss won't get off my ass and I am just so flabbercocked after that gayngbang.
by Lukejo September 20, 2016
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