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Fail Aura

When someone is so fail that everything they come in contact with is affected by The the persons aura of fail.
The man had such a aura of fail that he ruined everything that he came into contact with.

The man's fail aura destroyed there attempts on the project.
by Xerogravity January 5, 2010
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Medium Fail

Failure on a Sub-Epic level and/or repeated minor failures.
Joshua Tracy Atwood is refereed to as Medium Fail for repeatedly giving mostly correct answers to his peers failing to provide the correct answer to the pivotal part of the question.
by Demonico62 May 4, 2009
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Fidora Fail

When a person, in attempt to be cool, wears a fidora but is too chubby or is Jason Mraz.
When Jeffrey Ross wears his Fidora with a suit it is a Fidora Fail.
by ForgetHatsAlltogether November 29, 2010
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Hialeah Fail

A whole new level of Fail, most notably found in the South Florida city of Hialeah where people use steam pots for mail boxes, park in the ramp for the handicapped, ride horses up and down 49th street, use shopping carts for grills, old people park there electrical scooters in parking spots. and when people walk into a Winn-Dixie/Publix to weigh there luggage to go to Cuba
Jim: Did you see that horse drawn carriage at La Vaquita?
John: What a Hialeah Fail
by Raymond Toranzo July 15, 2010
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Fail burger

Pittsburgh based resturant Eat-n-Park has a black angus american grill burger on it menu in which it hypes up to be the best thing to come along since sliced bread and the invention of the wheel. When in all actuality it is the void of taste, small and unfilling, overpriced, and severd on buttered toast instead of a bun. The burger at one time was ok(not great), but as time went on it has turned into an uneatable mound of grease and oil on wet toast that pigs would have trouble eating, not to be critical just saying.
Eat-n-Park's new fail burger will leave you unsatisfied and with a hole in your wallet.
by TV CAR May 11, 2010
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Engine Fail

When your fucking a chick and she orgasms so hard she passes out before you jizz
Jo:Dude I fucked Crystal so hard she passed out on my dick before I came!
Tom: Damn she engine failed your ass.
by That Guy56420 April 17, 2011
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Fail Insult

A) A fail insult occurs when a person ridicules(making fun of) someone's race , religion, beliefs , culture, etc. Real insults are when a person says something about another person's statement that lacks proof and evidence.

B) Not only that ,but saying swears like faggot/fag is a poor insult to anyone who is not homosexual and that the person has no evidence that he or she is actually homosexual.
Example A)
Brett: OMG asia sukz balls man!!11 buddism is sooo crappy lolololol fuck you asiann !11

Peter: You are completely racist and very stupid. Your poor grammar does not make any sense. Why/How does Asia and Buddism suck? Give a reason, failfag. Not to mention that is a fail insult.

Example B)
Dylan: uhhh ...ur a feggit. feg fag feggit! black people suk balls!

Tony: Is that all you call me? Just fag and faggot? Wow! The real faggot is the one who says it. You have no evidence that I am homosexual and I actually have a girlfriend. You are racist. You are going die alone since you no friends if you continue to be like this. Leave with your fail insults , you fatass.
by Saanzan May 31, 2010
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