Fortnite

A TERRIBLE mistake.

Mom- Im taking away your xbox because you squeak to loud when you play Fortnite
Toxic Squeaker-GIVE ME MY XBOX BACK I WANT TO PLAY FORTNITE!
Mom-NO WAY
Toxic Squeaker-*fights mom for xbox then plays fortnite
(5 minutes later)
Mom-STOP SQUEAKING
Toxic Squeaker-GIVE ME MY SCAR BACK
Mom-*throws xbox out the window*
Mom-There
Toxic Squeaker-*Squeaks so loud the moms ears explode and her head blows off*

by GiraffeBoss February 14, 2019

fortnite

epic epicer then you epic noob LOLOL no u not epic LOllll hahah get rekt noob *does SO EPIC floss dance*

WE LOVE FORTNITE WE LOVE FORTNITE HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAH MMMMMMMHHHH

by high cholesterol child December 6, 2018

Fortnite

The dumbest and worst game in history. Teenagers usually play this and annoy the shit out of everyone by bragging how they got a “Victory Royale”.

Person 1: Guess what, I got another Victory Royale on Fortnite!

Person 2: Ok, no one cares...

by TheAwesomeGT1 June 3, 2019

Fortnite

Trashy game that nobody likes except from streamers like "Tofu, Crinja , and other streamers"..... I literally can't have a normal 'History' class without pupils in front of me talking about Fartnut. Plz helllp

Friend 1: hEy WaNnA pLaY fOrTnItE aFtEr ScHoOl?
Friend 2: SuRe
Me: *Facepalm*, Guys please stop I'll get cancer if you continue

by SchpeckLover123 September 18, 2019

fortnite

its the worst game ever

fortnite fuckin' sucks ass

by нщщщщщщщщщщщщщщщщщщщщщщщщщщщщщ November 25, 2019

Fortnite

A game only defined by virginity, loss of friends and family and absolute shit, it impossible for someone who plays fortnite to be a decent human

Hey Joe do you wanna play fortnite

Shut the fuck up Bill get a life

by Lanky Steg March 11, 2019

Fortnite

A game 97% of the people in the world play. If you play Fortnite you will not be able to control yourself from playing Fortnite.

I bought 1000 V Bucks in Fortnite. It was totally a waste of money.

by Ark Bahamut October 16, 2018