Jizz feather

When he cums on your chest and you fall asleep, then peel it off in the morning. What you’ve got is a jizz feather.

I woke up covered in jizz feathers.

by Not xhxu June 26, 2021

Feather-lover

Those who derive sexual pleasure from being tickled.

She was a feather-lover but he found the giggles a bit of a turn off even if she wriggled pleasantly when naked.

by JonnyMadrid September 27, 2013

Rustle feathers

To rustle (subject)’s feathers is to get under their skin to the point of annoyance, where anger directed or misdirected is taken out on the Rustler, friends, or family.

Nick: You know, you (start rustling subject)...
Kenji: God dammt! (Response rant). Why you gotta start shit like that?
Nick: Calm bro, just try to rustle feathers!

by ShadowedShooter July 4, 2018

tar 'n' feather

Refers to either:
(1) The correct way to pave a road (i.e., to evenly spread/roll asphalt and then neatly angle-smooth the edges)
(2) What "they" will do to you is you do a sorry-a** job of said paving.

D.O.T. foreman: The citizens in this area are really touchy about having their hard-won tax-dollars used for re-surfacing their main street, so I'd better see that my crew does a good job of it if we don't want them to tar 'n' feather us afterwards.

by QuacksO August 9, 2018

To Feather the Goose

When you are bartending and place your own money in the tip jar first, to entice others to tip.

No one is tipping tonight. I guess I’ll have to feather the goose.

by GJ id9 October 4, 2018

Feather Standing Rock

The most perfect thing to exist.

I wish to be just like Feather Standing Rock.

by rehtaefz February 24, 2023

Mouth feathers

A wispy, thin, poorly formed mustache made of several long hairs at the upper lip, where a few of the longer hairs reach mid lip or just inside the mouth of the person trying to look like a boss dude.

Your mouth feathers are coming in nicely, Sondra.

by RealDollParts October 8, 2023