isolation expertise

n. the ability of being alone at all times with no exception. usually owned by internet people

A: Did you know Jimmy just joined the internet last night?
B: Wow, I wonder how long until he learns isolation expertise
A: What?

by whalecome March 1, 2021

choccy milk expert

The act of drinking spunk from another persons aresole.

Hey Ash, fancy some Choccy Milk.

Why sure, you know I’m the Choccy Milk Expert.

by Pedro Pistola March 10, 2023

everton

Everton the team from liverpool who never win anything.

Everton scum they think tjey are the best.

Bloke 1 - U know that team from liverpool
Bloke 2 - Yer liverpool
Bloke 1 - No the crap one
Bloke 2 - o yeh everton..........

by jakew July 25, 2006

expert

Ex (a former) spurt (a drip under pressure)

adam "don't worry eve I'm an expert"
eve "lol what; ex, a former spurt; a drip under pressure

by jahooley April 1, 2009

Everton blues

1. The general and perpetual feeling of irreversible demise and misery that comes with the heart aching and thankless truth of being an Everton fan.

2. (a) The bitter frustration felt by Everton fans after being defeated again

(b) The bitter frustration felt by Everton fans after being defeated by Liverpool again.

3. The feeling that disappointed Everton fans feel when they think about that dusty little trophy cabinet at Goodison Park.

4. (a) The anguish felt by Evertonians when an other cup run amounts to nothing

(b) The anguish of Evertonians when an other year season ends with sound of "beep beep beep beep beep beep" as the Everton tour bus reverses back into the garage.

(c) the yearning of Everton fans to get into the Champions League for once.

(noun)

The problem with supporting little clubs like Everton is the inevitable Everton blues that comes with supporting Everton.

by Bigtoke September 9, 2009

Phillips Exeter Academy

A secondary co-educational boarding school which takes all those who were not accepted to Phillips Academy Andover and pretends like they are better. The Exonian student body is made up of pompous, unhappy, and boring individuals with an average amount of school pride, only because of their odd sense of horrific and over-competetive rivalry. They tend to sneak around slipping in snide comments about how their school is number one, when everyone knows that Andover is better, has been here longer, and has no weird obsession with the "Harkness table." In all honesty, Exeter is a fine school, but so is Andover and many of the Andover - Exeter kids are actually friends, and there are even some Andover-Exeter families, but there are some Exonians who take the rivalry too seriously and are overly mean and aggressive. In conclusion, Exeter is fine, sure, it'll get you somewhere but Andover will always be number one.

Bill from Connecticut: I went to Phillips Exeter Academy!
Chick he's trying to pick up: Cool beans...

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Claire from Singapore: I went to Andover!
Guy she's trying to impress: Will you marry me?
Claire: Das right.

by emjohnson November 9, 2011

exerexia

The sincere and determined effort to avoid all unnecessry exercise.

I work hard enough all day. My exerexia prevents me from taking a brisk walk with my honey after work, even though my honey is a cute Beagle.
Or:
Person #1, "Do you want to go far a hike through the park when you get home?"
Person #2, "Um ,no. I have exerexia."

by Nancy M. Hawkins March 4, 2006