by A Man Who Has A Name March 05, 2022
Ethan is that guy in your group chat who everyone hates but kinda likes, he shots innocent snakes and his brother often throws 2x4s at stray cats, also he just doesn't shut the Fuck up
You: *talking to your other friends with no worry Ethan will show up*
Ethan:AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
You: shut up Ethan
Ethan:AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
You: shut up Ethan
by Nonyabuidness September 24, 2021
Ethan is the best person you’ll ever meet. He’s humble, strong, and just everything you could ever imagine. He’s there for you even during your darkest times and he knows how to make you laugh. He could talk with you for hours non-stop and you would never get bored. He has saved lives. He lets people know how important they really are. His eyes.. they’re gorgeous. Even though they may only be brown, they’ll be the best brown eyes you’ve ever seen. They’re warm and comforting and assure that everything is ok. His hugs.. you could stand in his arms for hours and he’d never let go. He knows when you need cheering up most. His hands.. the way he holds your hand is the best feeling in the world. Ethan is the type of person who will never leave your side. Ethan is beautiful. He is sensitive though, so be careful not to hurt him. He would compliment you forever, and you could too. There’s so many good things to know about him this definition is getting too long. But, that’s who Ethan is. ♥️
Person 1: Wow, I met this guy, we talked all night and i didn’t even know his name.
Person 2: Did you ever ask for his name?
Person 1: Yeah.. he said it was Ethan
Person 2: Did you ever ask for his name?
Person 1: Yeah.. he said it was Ethan
by unconditionaldolanz January 27, 2018
THE most gay guy you will ever meet. You can hold penises together or whip out your dick on him and it will fit right at home
by 78i747474 October 22, 2018
Come on man don't be an Ethan
by Reece wood July 08, 2017
a guy named ethan is a special kind of crazy when you meet an ethan you think for a second, wtf is he wearing tin foil and singing pumped up kicks. the answer is he just is. ethans are also very good with guns and usually from somewhere in the south where fucking you cousin is normal so give him a break. though you will; be embarrassed to know him at least you will always have fun around him
wow man that dude in the tinfoil hat with the ak47 and pedo smile looks like such an ethan ima get out of here before he offers me some candy.
dude that priest who always has little boys coming over is such an ethan I mean seriously I would back the fuck away from that
dude that priest who always has little boys coming over is such an ethan I mean seriously I would back the fuck away from that
by Funfunperson August 29, 2017
When you think of this name, you typically think of a perfect, charming boy. When you first started texting, you friendzon him because you see his pictures and thinks he’s not cute. So one day, he meet in person and realize this dude is sweet, funny, shy, and most importantly cute. Unfortunately this guy turns out to be one of those people that get EVERY girl becaus or his looks. He wants every girls attention. He wants everyone’s love but when he is done with you, he says “go talk to your other boyfriends,” and wants nothing to do with you. He doesn’t care about your feelings so he says “bye” so he doesn’t have to be honest with anything you’re asking. He plays with your feelings and keeps coming back just so he knows his “side hoes” are still there. The definition of Ethan is player, fuckboy, unloyal, and disrespectful to girls. He should learn to grow up and treat them the way the treat him, with love and everything they have. I’m sorry you’re such an Ethan. Grow up:) NOT EVEN CAPPIN BRUH
There was some pretty girls at the skating rink so ETHAN decides to get their snap but after a week dump them and say they ain’t worth his time. Don’t be an ETHAN!
by thiccy nicky:) May 11, 2019