reddit erection

sort of like a instinct when someone disrespects things redditors like

nerd: Keanu reeves is trash

*reddit erection kicks in*
reddit chad: *buttfucks the nerd until he apologizes*

by naenihanaenae February 13, 2022

Grammatically Erect

To be grammatically erect is to be an aroused English major.

Mary: I hooked up with Jason after English class yesterday.

Emily: Oh, so you got him grammatically erect then?

Mary: Yeah, you could say that.

by CaramelBanan January 2, 2021

courtesy erection

A selfless occurrence of sexual arousal obtained by a man to facilitate sexual acts completely for a woman's pleasure rather than sleeping through the afternoon or grooming his mustache.

In lieu of cleaning the sawdust from my mustache I achieved a courtesy erection to do her and her dishes.

by daninater April 17, 2015

Erect Estelle

A lady who gets aroused by younger men in An outdoor setting her nipples will become firm and this is known as an erect Estelle

Person 1-the sun is shining out today I’m so warm person 2- yeah it’s so warm outside I’m gonna have an erect Estelle

by Allison 123 February 11, 2021

erectional discharge

the state of an orgasm on the male body. In which his eyes roll far back into his head and he leans back, releasing the angry demon into her unsespecting face.

Erectional discharge is a very beautiful thing

by Allister December 6, 2007

Shared Erection

When two or more male mammals get erections from the same thing.

Jim: Did you see Penny in those jeans today?
Tim: Yeah, it gave me a total boner.
Jim: I guess that makes it a shared erection.

by Dick Lodge January 28, 2011

Sony Erection

A cell phone used by many dumb Americans. Many get them for free but some actually pay for them...STUPID AMERICANS!!!! Mainly used in the Forest.

Let go of Sony Erection

Give me my erection please

Put my erection back in my hand now!!!

by eilick baals July 9, 2006