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Dylan

Noun. A person(s) who stalks little girls sort of like a Pedofile. Actually, more like a pedobear.
Oh gawd look its Dylan, at it again.
by raw_power April 1, 2009
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A guy who has a red dick from being a virgin for too long and being desperate. He will go after random girls trying to get laid but will never succeed.
That guy says I'm going to steal his virginity but I don't want to! What a Dylan!
by RedishDick April 12, 2011
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A peice of shit who eats your toes in your sleep and makes out with your dog when your not looking. He is a dirty freaking pervert and hates anyone who isn't exactly like him. He can be classified as a bitch, although he's a guy (or so he SAYS).
I literally may shoot Dylan any minute now.
by Bradley Jacobs September 30, 2011
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Guy with huge dick and girls over him to suck his cock
He's fuckin awesome and when you see a Dylan then you should fuck his brains out if ur a hot chick.
by yomama5299 October 5, 2011
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A Dylan is a country boy from the country. Often found screaming yee yee and revving their engine in the student parking lot at 7:30 in the morning. Will work for free or monsters.
Person1: Did you see Dylan the other day?
Person2: Yeah, he was yelling yeehaw in the parking lot at 3 a.m
by xiuing1999 October 18, 2018
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Dylan is the most annoying fucker you'll ever meet. This is the guy that will do something dumb on accident and afterwards tell you it was on purpose (which doesn't help his case). If you ever correct him on anything he will explain to you why your facts are incorrect when he clearly is the one in the wrong. At first when you meet a Dylan you may not know he is one, but in due time, all Dylan's reveal themselves and you will realize your mistake.
Oh fuck its Dylan again...
by zeroh gray July 14, 2018
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A big wasteman who tends to lie a lot and be scared of public transport. He acts really tough but if actually just annoying.
Don’t be such a Dylan
by a massive nonce August 16, 2018
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