Doug

A piece of shit…

Also a back stabbing cock sucker who cares more about money than anything else

Went to the bathroom and dropped a Doug in the toilet

Doug Livesay is a back stabbing cock sucking frugal shit wad

by They call me devries November 24, 2023

Doug Doug Twitchinator

A man that has played clock simulator and will never know of his presence within this domain

Honey, who is the Doug Doug twitchinator ???

Man that destroys his twitch kin and spoils all lies

He is

Light on darkness

Destroyer of populace
Creator of synthetic spaces within layers of circuitry

Communist lover boy

DDP SHALL RISE RAHH

by Zenkai boost October 29, 2025

Doug-It

to Doug-It: a dishwashing term meaning to hunch one's shoulders when carrying large items(i.e. glassware)--- or to drop said glassware. to Doug-It also refers to an obsessive compulsive behavior in which one cleans an area every few seconds when there is no need for it. to Doug-It also refers to managing one's time hours from the present.

see also "Greg-It" and "Roger-It"

Liam said, "so I was Dougin'-It yesterday in front of these girls... They just started to laugh at me, and I began to cry."
Cathy--- "Taylor are you Dougin'-It?"
Crowder--- "You can't really give an example... You just Doug-It"

by dishjunkie June 26, 2009

Doug

Strongly republican. Also watches Fox news and a lot of the times has OCD. He is also against immigration but never fails to make people laugh. He loves America like it's his baby and loves America and the American flags. He makes jokes that not a lot of people understand unless they are just like him. He repeats himself to make his point and always says "he's a type A person".

"Brooo Doug is so annoying, but I guess he has SOME good jokes.

by Yougotitrightttt July 15, 2019

Doug

A Basic Person/Follower

Someone who Lacks Creativity/Low IQ

A Weak Minded Person, Easily Influenced

You are a “Doug”

I told the guy “stop being a Doug, and do whatever feels right to you, you don’t have to take advice from those other People”

by Laws21 December 29, 2024

DOUGE

Department of Unelected Goons Erratic - pronounced "doosh" is a new Department in the United States of America, run by a naturalized citizen, who attends cabinet meetings, and makes a swooshing sound whenever a life long patriots' benefits are denied.

The United States DOUGE has announced mass layoffs for hardworking people who used to live in a free country, allowing funds to be deposited in the DOUGE's bag of ill-gotten bank accounts.

by midcoast February 27, 2025

Doug Merritt

Doug Merritt is a term used when you drink so much you get hypothermia and obtain alcohol poisoning. Our Doug Merritt can be used when your greening our on multiple keif bowls

Dude I was on a green park bench and pulled a Doug Merritt

by Yuhhhhhhhhhhayedee November 16, 2018