Doug and Lex

The greatest fucking couple there ever was to be...they may fight often but really its because they love each other so much and their egos get in the way sometimes but at the end of the day, Doug's funny and Lex isn't really a bitch so their issues get flushed down the toilet.

Doug and Lex
***toilet flushing sound***
Lex: "oh look our problems look like turds"
Doug:" there they go, down the shitter"
Lex: "byeeeee poops"
Doug: "let's go get some food"
Lex:" how about some chinese"
Doug:"how bout it"

by Shnuglex March 23, 2022

Doug

A retarded Ranga who is a sicko fuck and always horny that comes from Australia

Oi Doug

by Saucydripzz July 23, 2020

doug bug

Another word for HIV.

Keisha got that doug bug, stay away.

by looneytunebamboom May 28, 2018

Doug

A sexy beast that has a tiny dick but high sex drive. Tends to love objects to people and prefers coats over any other clothing. Women love him for his quietness and his intriguing personality.

Guy1: why is he wearing a coat at the beach?
Guy2: he’s a doug

by anonymous June 13, 2022

doug

horny feral rabid will bite you hes stupid and ugly but i love him very much sexy dog

doug stubid

by help help hlpe May 19, 2020

Douged it

When your playing golf and you take the shittest shot.

Swinging the club super hard but the ball only moves 4 feet. Fucking douged it.

by Mestry1 May 21, 2021

Dougged

When you're so wasted you can't even walk up the stairs to your flat, but you have to be carried by a buffed passerby (with absolutely no homosexual intentions) to your bed.

I woke up this morning in my bed but I don't remember getting here. I must have gotten dougged.

by [dabs internally] November 1, 2017