Vern Turkey Dinner

When you proceed to have sex with a store-bought turkey multiple times before Thanksgiving, until the Turkey is seemingly filled with ejaculate. Can be done with multiple people as an activity for the holiday, and is done best if the turkey is bought about a week before the holiday, giving you plenty of time to "stuff" it with your "filling". A somewhat swollen appearance is often desired, similar to that of a water balloon.

Dad : This turkey is especially juicy this year, what's your secret?
Me : Oh, just a Vern Turkey Dinner. The secret is in the sauce.
Dad : I might have to help out with it next year.

by FatherVern October 10, 2019

ghost of last nights dinner

Another way to say fart

do you smell that?! its the ghost of last nights dinner! Peeeeuuuuu!

by jds5 December 29, 2019

Tik Tok Dinner

When you are out eating dinner with a group of friends and one person says "OMG I have to show you guys this funny Tik Tok!"

The Tik Tok is never funny so no one laughs.

This makes the friend then say "Hold on I have a better one!"

This isn't funny either.

This creates an annoying loop where the dinner is then taken over by shitty Tik Toks.

"Oh, Jesus Christ. Erin has turned this gathering into a Tik Tok Dinner."

by Paradox5672 January 16, 2020

Friday Night Dinner (FND)

Friday Night Dinner is a British sitcom. This TV show consists of 6 seasons on channel 4, it follows the Jewish family's weekly meet up at the family home. Martin, Jackie, Jonny and Adam Goodman have a neighbour by the name of Jim Bell. Jim has a dog by the name of Wilson but soon receives Milson after.

Some well-known quotes from the show are:
Shalom (Jackie)
You look nice
Pusface and Pissface
Shit on IT!
Hello bambinos
Crimble Crumble.

Martin: Hello Bambinos
Adam + Jonny: Hi dad

Jackie: Hi Jim
Jim: Shalom ALL!

Adam: sorry pissface.
jonny: ADAM!

Jackie: Jonny boo.
Jonny: ._.

Friday Night Dinner (FND)

by Ithinkimsmart._. August 29, 2020

Sperm for dinner

A pile of sperm at the dinner table

for example mike took a massive scoop of sperm for dinner

by Hairyniggerjews September 21, 2020

I'll take that to dinner

A level of strong agreement, not to be confused with complimenting someones physical appearance.

Charlie: I'm a really good friend because I'm helping you with your Law Assignment
Becca: (looking at Charlies progress) I'll take that to dinner!

by chocolateballs1234 May 31, 2013

Dinner Queen

1. An offensive or derogatory term for someone who is gay. The literal meaning is a man who enjoys a three-course meal consisting of ass, testicles, and dick. This is very similar to the terms fag, queer, flamer, etc.

Dude, you are such a dinner queen.

Go eat your dinner, you dinner queen.

by smartiepanties June 23, 2008