by djse3y7 March 14, 2021
To masturbate with both hands.
"I asked her to send me a pic where she's diddling herself, and she told me she wouldn't have a free hand."
" Oh, she must double diddle."
" Oh, she must double diddle."
by sangreazul March 18, 2016
This is what LADS say when they can't swear and say "Dumb Motherfucking Bitch" as both the school and the parents don't allow children to swear...
"Stop stealing my toys you Diddle tootie footie ritty booty motherlicker!!!"
Or
"That Diddle tootie footie ritty booty motherlicker is the worst guy I have ever seen..."
Or
"That Diddle tootie footie ritty booty motherlicker is the worst guy I have ever seen..."
by LibrariOBqbelF October 09, 2022
When someone is bored in a discord chat room and wants to talk to people but doesn't know how to get their attention.
Random person: FOO DIDDLE DOO ;-;
Some other dude: yo wtf??
Same random person: oh hai how ya doin? owo
Some other dude: yo wtf??
Same random person: oh hai how ya doin? owo
by LieutenantPlayz101 May 29, 2018
by ThisDiddleMaster69 April 14, 2016
To wear a fake duck nose and slap a female in the face with your erect penis after coating it in chocolate and peanut butter.
by jpdaffy February 21, 2017
by Adstevo September 05, 2023