sucks lots of dick, he has loads of crispy socks in his room. Its covered in semon and pron magazines. He jacks off to llammas and loves 6 year old minecraft players. Being a diamond kevin is something you wouldn't wanna be. ROblox and minecraft turns him on, after he plkays a round or 2, 8 crispy socks form, YIKES.

YIkes diamond kevin is here >:O

diamond kevin by hugomaseter June 6, 2017

diamond eyes

Someone with very beautiful eyes, usually bright blue that sparkle. Huskies have diamond blue eyes. It's also the stage name of a famous and talented singer.

"Look at that huskies diamond eyes, they are gorgeous"

"Did you see Mary Berry and Paul Hollywood's diamond eyes on the great British bake off last night?"

diamond eyes by heavensjewels April 3, 2022

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Diamond Gay

In addition to achieving Gold Star Gay and Platinum Gay status, someone who additionally was conceived by in vitro fertilization without having been shot out of a penis that was penetrating a vagina at all.

Not only did he avoid pussy by not having sex with girls and being born via cesarean section, I just found out he's a Diamond Gay because he was conceived using a turkey baster.

Diamond Gay by Slato911 June 9, 2023

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diamond drop

When you drop a duece on someones portch and contenue to do the old knock and run.

Scott: So did you get tom back from the nut knock he got on you the other day?

Glenn: You bet i did, i got his ass good with the old diamond drop. He steped right in that shit!!

diamond drop by Phil Ott August 29, 2006

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