Derking Off

One who chooses to sit out of certain mainly activities to partake in, what would be seen as the "you have no balls" option when comparing to friends.

Examples:

-You didn't go hunting because you decided to watch football on Saturday and send texts to a group chat about men who tackle other men while wearing tights which seemed overly orgasmic.

-You opted out of hanging out with the guys to FaceTime your wife.

-While the guys are hanging out you are facetiming with your wife.

-You didn't go hunting because it's too windy
or raining out.

-You would rather go to an auction and buy someone else's junk with the wife than go deer hunting.

-you don't respond to a text all day because your with the wife.

You didn't go out hunting today because you were derking off.

by Hamm and cheese October 31, 2017

Derpist

Some who repeatedly creates the action of derp.

That lady is such a derpist.

by J. Zweig December 6, 2017

Derpidoo

Derpidoo is an exclamation used by your typical derp to express excitement.

Derp 1: Derpidoo! I got the promotion!
Derp 2: Well done Derp! I knew you'd get it!

by TonyBony December 12, 2017

Deprin

A male

Someone who’s stupid
Has a dead trim

Has a milf but is some ugly fucker
Gay

He is a deprin

by hfcurfvjrn January 17, 2018

derkin'

When someone is running complete fucking trains in zombies on bo4

Omg he's derkin' so hard i'm getting hot and bothered by it.

Wish i could find a man who can derk on some niggas.

by derkyy October 28, 2018

DeepInDaSand

A Youtuber who makes commentary videos because he looks up to Pyrocynical the god of bullying children

DeepInDaSand sounds like he is being held hostage

by Jeff_Bezos April 18, 2019

derinsola akinosho

A clueless gay idiot

guy: one guy tried to fag me without consent!
guy: Im sure it was derinsola akinosho

by KOOL _AID October 8, 2019