delet

an acronym for the term Dumb Evil Little Effing Troll which was popularized and possibly conceived by the Kardashian sisters. A double entendre, the term also evokes the phrase Delet this, a nuanced comedic expression used when commenting on something the user finds offensive. delet should only be used in writing, used to convey the wordsmith's feelings of intense disgust for the subject of discussion.

Khloe: *wakes Kim*
Kim: "How fucking dare you Khloe? You crossed a major line with me. That shit is not okay. You dumb evil little effing troll. You have no idea how much I hate you. You’re disgusting."
Khloe: "ugh. delet"

by eggnog_coffee December 28, 2018

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beat and delete

fuck someone then leave them (british slang)

"you seem like a beat and delete type of person"

by sovile February 19, 2021

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Left on deleted

When messaging someone, specifically snapchat but also applying to other social media platforms such as Instagram, this is the act of replying to their message, then deleting your reply and not replying anything else, leaving them with nothing other than a notification saying that a message has been deleted. A similar effect to leaving someone on read, but to a stronger extent.

Person one: “Damn man, how’s texting that girl going?”
Person two: “Shes not into me, I got left on deleted”

by Olympicasseater69 January 12, 2020

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delete loss porn

When you post your stock or margin losses on social media with a triumphant hashtag or saying, expecting (or in a panic trying to justify) how it will inevitably reverse and you'll be a gazzillionaire.

Hey, I bought 10 GME shares at $380 a share. I work at a grocery store and make $2,200 a month. I spent 6 weeks salary on the stock of a company the resells video games using brick and mortar retail in 2021. Luckily, I believe in delete loss porn. Without any evidence, and doing no actual research apart from reddit or Facebook, I think this $3800 investment will easily be worth $500,000 later this year 🤪🤪🤪

by Lolzster89 April 9, 2021

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delete weekend

the weekend, usualy once a month, that you spend deleting everything that you dont want on your phone, usualy the aftermath of a download week

guy 1: dude, im in for one hell of a delete weekend.
guy 2: good download week?
guy 1: yeah but now i have so many cat videos i need to get off my phone.

by bladewind April 17, 2013

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