the sweetest farm town in the great state of Illinois. Roughly six streets, three street lights, a stop sign, six dogs, and one sheep. Population of roughly 500, the skyline is dominated by both the local water tower and the grain bins. Home to PJ's bar known for miles......one sick town
dawson illinois is sick
by R Dizzle #9 September 22, 2007
all around top bloke, popular with ladies because he's fairly easy on their eyes, got up a chicks skirt at maccas (deserve a large fries for that)
and yeah, good guy, doesnt like to fight but will if he needs to, and yeah, nice bloke good friend :)
and yeah, good guy, doesnt like to fight but will if he needs to, and yeah, nice bloke good friend :)
Rakaiya Dawson obviously didnt need lube for the finger slip at maccas with the grease on those chips
by imightbeafriend January 08, 2012
Man: Alright kitty, I'm going to you put catnip on my peen
Cat: pls stop shane dawson-ing me I can't do it it
Cat: pls stop shane dawson-ing me I can't do it it
by MissMoiraReid April 25, 2019
Yvette is beautiful, she is my amazing wifey and I love her to bits, she is my best friend and I love her so much, Yvette your my world, your such an amazing girl & I would die if I lost you. You love Chrispy and he knows he would be lucky to have you & Nicholas thinks your beautiful as well :) Your the biggest Nirvana fan in the whole world & you worship Kirk Cobain, I mean who wouldn't look at those gorgeous blue eyes haha..
I love you so much wifey,
Love, April xoxoxo
I love you so much wifey,
Love, April xoxoxo
by lilmisspayten December 18, 2011
A sexy guy. His Penis is 1 foot long and he is always having sex. He is smart and good at video games. He has never failed a class and he is always playing sports. He is 6 feet tall and irresistible.
Jack Dawson is very sexy.
by ABBY Scott!!! June 06, 2018
A pure soul that understands the minds of other humans and uses his gift and heart in his platform! Shane & Opera.....basically the same! Nothing greater than a person opening the deepest reality of other humans to prove that we all should have faith in everyone! He's a gift to everyone! Shane gains all his fame by helping others gain more fame as well! He's overall a blessing and his personality is exactly what we all should aim to be!!!! He just cares a lot about other ppl....plain and simple!!
"Shane Dawson, the next president of the United States!"
by JA. October 12, 2018
The greatest ever host of the Family Feud. He is known for feeling up contestants, kissing all the women, and generally being inappropriate.
Yo, fuck Steve Harvey. That guy is no Dick Dawson!
Hey, Frank, why are you dressed as a weird guy from the 70's for Halloween?
You dumb fuck! I'm tricky Dick Dawson. Where's your wife?
Hey, Frank, why are you dressed as a weird guy from the 70's for Halloween?
You dumb fuck! I'm tricky Dick Dawson. Where's your wife?
by fencecat42 December 15, 2010