David

Cool ass nigga with a big dick

Damn David so cool girls say he has a big dick

by Amongster 57 May 19, 2021

david

david: the act of david
or
david: the feeling of david

Guy 1: david
Guy 2: Who the fuck are you how did you get in my house I'm calling the police.

by rileywynt March 5, 2021

Davide

Davide is a boy, he's very very very beautiful and wonderful, he looks like a god, he has got light blue eyes and blonde hair, he's such perfect in all the things he does, he's funny, when you need he's a good friend, he's serious in a lot of things and he has got a lot of good qualities.
He's my daddy and I love him, (he has got a big dick, and you can't taste it because it is mine).

Davide si my boyfriend

by Italian boy 07 April 11, 2022

david

big,round,stays in the bathroom for years.

"oh god do you hear that?"
"is that an earthquake??"
"never mind its just david."

by ooooooooofffffffffffffffffffff April 22, 2019

David

The man after God's own heart. Someone that's full of mistakes and repents from every sin he commited and commit new ones..

A king, a mighty warrior. A man that takes what he wants no matter what.

To survive in this present time, you have to become a David..

by Garus February 4, 2020

David

Literally a god. Everyone loves to be around him. Can't disagree, he's a ladies man, although he may be smiling around with anime waifus. Very flattering. Happiness walks in when he talks to you. Amazing friend to anyone. May be socially awkward, but an idiot with friends. The best boyfriend/husband material any girl could ask for. He's respectful to women and respectful to all people who deserve it. His smile can cure your depression /j. Reliable, cute, ugh there's literally no words to describe him about how amazing he is

I'm getting all red now

Don't lose your Davids, they're as valuable as money <3

"I LOVE HIM, I LOVE HIM, I LOVE HIM SO DAMN MUCH 💛"
"David is the best thing that has happened to me"
"I can always rely on David"

by Mage_101 June 28, 2021

David

Is a tree :)

Woah you see David the dopest fucking tree ever

by Thesecondbestesttree November 20, 2021