double dave

A double Dave is anything patriotic involving at least two penises.

I was singing God Bless America when my friend and I double Daved this chicks corn-hole.

by David Clarkson March 12, 2008

Dave Grohl

An extremely talented musician, Dave’s career started with the grunge band Nirvana. He had drummed the whole album, Nevermind, and helped to write Smells Like Teen Spirit. After Kurt Cobain’s death in early 1994, Dave went underground and made his own album. He was recruited by Tom Petty and the Heartbreakers, as well as Pearl Jam. He decided not to join. His album, which included him playing every instrument and singing, was found by a record label in 1995. He had gotten a band together, his album a professional mix, and it was released as the Foo Fighter’s debut album. Since then Dave had drummed an entire album for Queens of The Stone Age (You Are Free) and for Tenacious D.

"If I had a choice to bring John Bonham back to life and have him be my drummer I would say no 'cause Dave Grohl is an awesome drummer. (Dave) is really that good." - Kurt Cobain

by Michael Habic August 12, 2008

Dave Chappelle

Dave is the God of comedy. Do you know why? Cuz he's from the streets bitch!

"Man white people are gonna freakout when they find out what skeet means. And when they do it will be like:
Oh my god what have we done"

by Midnight November 29, 2004

sneaky dave

a) When one is performing sex from behind, they quickly pull out from the vagina and put it in the anus without her having prior knowledge.

b) To grab one's tit when they are unconscious, asleep, or passed out.

c) A person who is extremely skilled at the art of sneaking.

a) "Dude, my penis smells like shit because last night i pulled a sneaky dave on her."

b) " Once that drunk chick passed out my hands went all sneaky dave on those titties."

c) " In order for me to get out of the house without anyone knowing, i had to go sneaky dave out the window."

by luckyisevil March 18, 2010

Dave Land

Dave land is a very special place Daves go to occasionally. Whenever someone named Dave is being especially weird, he is in Dave Land. No one else can go there, even Davids have their own special brand of weird. No one can follow a Dave into Dave Land except another Dave.

Dave: Fork! Hahaha! What, don't you guys get it?

Group: WHAT? Oh, he must be in Dave Land

by manikin November 27, 2009

Tom and Dave

A term referring to the closest friends people can be. They are both very cool, and attractive, and frankly, Tom get's his nut. In girls, not with Dave. Tom is usually the butch, Dave is the bitch. But they are very good friends. Don't fuck with Tom. Furthermore, don't fuck with Dave, lest you get the wrath of the Tom. Tom and Dave say fuck A LOT.

Arn't Tom and Dave the coolest people you would ever want to meet, and are better then the team of RJ and Alex

by tucker1203 June 13, 2010

Leaky Dave

When your pass-out-drunk friend decides it's too far to the bathroom and chooses to urinate on the coffee table instead.

Guy 1: Dude, you pulled a Leaky Dave last night and pissed on my table!

Guy 2: Sorry, I don't remember that happening.

by At Poly March 2, 2011