cream cheese danishes

holy mother fuck this is the best shit ever especially from sams club those things good af I salivate at the thought of cream cheese danishes, cream danishes + boba tea is the best fucking snack or meal you can eat. yummy af.

p1: holy mother fuck this shit good af!
p2: yeah i love cream cheese danishes

by Saevi June 16, 2023

danish

danish

danish

by anonymous November 23, 2023

danish

a miserable non-existing virgin vermin

You look a little danish today.

by dwarflover3000 November 26, 2023

danish

a dick that destroys other peoples dick

i need a danish to teach me a lesson, and get me unstuck

by dwarflover3000 November 26, 2023

Danish oil

The sweat that congeals under your balls

I have so much danish oil in my boxers rn

by WhiteFIash December 13, 2022

danish dick dancing

What people in NSFW Facebook groups look up because i told ya to

Danish dick dancing...look it up.

by TedNugentWatchesYouPee July 4, 2023

danish

danish is a name of a handsome boy. he's really kind, gentle, funny and caring. his calm voice brings joy, laughter and happiness. danish is also sweet, just like the pastry.

"danish!"
"i love you"
"i love you more!"
"i love you most :)"

by 雪玲 July 16, 2023