Danish Weekend

a hot weekend of wild danish sex

My legs can barely move because I had danish weekend last week

by Dr Strangelove123 June 4, 2009

Danish spa

Being in a danish spa is preforming oral sex and having the person pass gas in your face. Most of the time this happends in or close to climax. Can be preformed or recived by male or female.

" you so did not just put me in the Danish spa"

by Evils September 14, 2006

Danish Hotdog

When jerking a guy from the front you reach back and have him poop in your cupped hand and then continue jerking him.

Sally: "So after Jim gave me a danish biscuit last night, he requested a danish hotdog."

Jackie: "Did you oblige?"

Sally: "You betcha! We had a huge load of laundry to do this morning."

by jerichosalvant October 16, 2009

Danish

Danish a person who always have fight with family and always leaves his house to hang around with people and does not respect society
Danish a person living in UAE who is also known as a zaeem of a place and simps on women

You are such a danish
Stop acting like a danish

by Mr.facts180 November 14, 2020

cherry danish

the result of one cumming all over a woman's face and punching her in the nose

After two hours of receiving head, the cherry danish I gave her reminded me that I had not yet had lunch.

by luke May 8, 2005

Raspberry Danish

When you spread out someone's asshole, then jizz up and down it in a criss-cross fashion. The buttcheeks are the pastry, the asshole the raspberry filling, and the jizz is the icing.

I was eating this dude's ass, then I started jonesing for some raspberry danish, so I spread his asshole, jizzed up and down it, and licked it all up. Mmmm mmmm! The cornerstone of any nutritious breakfast!

by mcjordanlove May 8, 2006

Danish Hysterectomy

When your woman is lying down on the bed, you tell her to close her eyes. You tell her that you are going to surprise her and you get her all hot and ready for some sweet lovin'...gigitty. Then when she isn't looking, you get out a Roman Candle with an extended fuse and lube it up nice and right so that it slips in smoothly and she doesn't notice it isn't you. Then you light the fuse and run away.

John: "Dude, your girlfriend is totally preggers! How you gonna act??"

Steven: "Dawg...its cool. I gave her a danish hysterectomy yesterday. Now let's go get fades."

by John Calvin Sargent Jr. March 14, 2008