Doug Muich

The definition of a true dick.

That did is a total doug Muich.

by Mikeyzbro November 6, 2017

god doug it

Captain chug it always fuckin them bitches stealing them riches burnin through witches, a stylish G named by the people loved by all never shall he fall into anything but good pussy!

Nice meth pipe god doug it and I dig it too!

by The Pit Monster June 18, 2022

doug worthy

A short piece of shit with a Napoleon complex

Dude, eat a Snickers. You’re being a total Doug Worthy right now.

by RichardCranium00040 May 7, 2018

Doug

A sexy beast that has a tiny dick but high sex drive. Tends to love objects to people and prefers coats over any other clothing. Women love him for his quietness and his intriguing personality.

Guy1: why is he wearing a coat at the beach?
Guy2: he’s a doug

by anonymous June 13, 2022

Doug Cole

a straight knock. loves cock in and around his mouth. likes to get farted on by mark daily.

wow bro, you have jizz on your face, you remind me of doug cole.

by definition2definition February 22, 2010

Doug

Somebody/Something that is Russia, a long tongue, and is quite hairy. Doug is normally related to an animal owned by a family, however any Doug is accepted.

Sarah; woah your a doug
sam; thanks, but I'm more of a suggling gummy worms type.

by satanicklaus April 1, 2019

Doug

A Basic Person/Follower

Someone who Lacks Creativity/Low IQ

A Person who is Easily Influenced, Cant Stand on they Own

You are a “Doug”

I told the Guy “Stop being a Doug, and think for yourself, you don’t have to take advice from those People”

“My Neighbor is a Doug, he always has to Copy Everything that We Do, what a Strange Guy”

“You’d be Stupid to take Advice from that Doug, he’s going to Set you Up for Failure”

by Laws21 December 29, 2024