Homeless Scuba Diver

The act of sex where a bearded male gives oral sex to his partner underwater. Also called a wet santa.
Frank and Joe must be very good buddies because when they go camping Frank gives Joe a homeless scuba diver.
by Dr. Knowitall MD August 19, 2011
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Dick diver

Some one who loves diving for dick , head first.
That Todd Maney is a real dick diver.
by Maxpowers269u July 21, 2023
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Mind Diver

A person that is observant to human actions and thought. He/she tries to examine that person true self by diving into that's persons mind and heart to see that persons true colors. A mind diver can make a better judgement on a person spiritual condition can understand the deepest emotions and intellect that makes that person hate, love, fear, lust, certain things and which makes her prone to behave a certain way. Not only are mind divers good at understanding they also learn the ability to sense and feel person spiritual flame.
That character from Metal Gear Solid name Psycho Mantis was a mind diver he has seen many worlds that are projected by the people he has dove his mind into.
by Cosmicjay76 June 7, 2022
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Pond Diver

Carpenter Cunts that come from Powell Riva who are bottom feeders
You hear Nick T was a bit of a Pond Diver last night trying to drag any old cunt ome
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Divers

Divers: A tongue-in-cheek term originating from a common mistake made by Dutch speakers who confuse the English word diverse with the Dutch divers, unintentionally referring to "divers" (as in "duikers" or underwater swimmers). In this usage, divers describes individuals who enter a community and advocate for change under the banner of diversity, but in ways that center their own perspectives while overlooking the existing culture. The term also implies that diversity may be rhetorically "weaponized" to avoid critique or deeper engagement.
I'm not sure if these divers realize they are chasing away people that have been in our community for years.
by HenkDeVriesFUN June 13, 2025
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sober diver

Some guy who takes advantage of a female friend by being the sober guy, who has been friend-zoned, that creeps at a bar, club, or after party, until the female is intoxicated enough to feel comfortable to agree to leave with him.
That dude doesnt drink and always gets laid, yea, hes a sober diver.
by anonymous November 1, 2017
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Bergami Dumpster Diver

The act of letting your friends gangbang a girl anally, shoot loads, and pissing inside of her. Then, you proceed to go tongue-first straight into the chocolate starfish, while she poops in your mouth.
Dude, are you good? You've been throwing up all morning.

Yeah, man, I was a crazy Bergami Dumpster Diver last night. My tongue got so much semen and shit, pretty sure she must've had tacos.
by Hepatitis C Lover September 4, 2025
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