Diapa bag

Pronounced "Diepa" bag because of its origin of the New York accent. a) Someone who is arrogant and obnoxious who tries to show off at every opportunity. b) A person at the current state of doing something completely idiotic such as his driving or speech. Someone who flakes out on someone can also become a diapa bag briefly for their current actions.

"What a diapa bag! He drove by 6 times to show off his rims!"
"Yo sorry I couldn't make it. I feel like a diapa(bag)."
"Look at that diapa bag Always flexing in front of the mirror!"
"I can't stand that guy! He is such a diapa bag. (face can be supstituted for bag if desired.)

by GaryFunk September 4, 2007

diaper fudge

Noun: The nastiest, most gross of feces. This is the worst kind of poo. It is semi-solid, but runny at the same time, and can be various in coloration. Most of the time, it's what you find in a stank baby diaper. When describing a situation, this term can also be used as an alternative to bullshit, dog shit, or horse shit when it is necessary to be politically correct.

1) Lots of cheesy Mexican food mixed with multiple kinds of cheap alcohol will give you extreme diaper fudge if you're not careful.

2) (In front of the boss) Dude! Did our website really just go down for the 5th time today? That's some serious diaper fudge!

by BrianSD March 3, 2008

Diaper Surprise

The chunks of not quite absorbed cocoa mix at the bottom of the glass. Seen after completion of beverage.

I finished my hot chocolate, and of course, looked in and saw the diaper surprise!

by .Bruk November 15, 2009

Diaper man

Something that you say to someone who has their head in their ass, someone who is an absolute fucking retard with no idea what the fuck is going on around them. This person is typically a fucking dork (often times named Anthony).

Bro can u shut up, your such a diaper man!!!

by Cole Jarvis November 29, 2020

The Baby Diaper Elephant

These tiny aquatic animals have evolved to be born with diaper; urine stains inhabit their fluffy white diapers. The only problem is that these baby diaper elephants have devoloped a taste for human flesh. At the stroke of midnight they prowl the columbian streets of venezuela, searching for thier next victim. They tend to go for the small fat african american children. The children spill milk and honey attracting the baby diaper elephants, which travel in packs. They first kill their victims by injecting them wiht a potent toxin, which is stored in their tusks. Which embolizes the victim, they always start at the toes and work their way up. The baby diaper elephants have no skin; they search for human skin to replace their rotting flesh. The baby diaper elephant has a foul odor, which attracts the oppostie sex, which is used for mating with other baby diaper elephants. The odor of the baby diaper elephant can be described as a mixture of feces limburger cheese and sweaty feet. The columbian Government has tried to keep these putrid beasts under raps but word of mouth has caused a stampede of controversy. The first military base dedicated to the study of the baby diaper elephant was established in 1973 about 1-kagillion years ago in 1997. The first fatality caused by the baby diaper elephant was Juan Stinkeranzo of Madagascar. He was found dead with his skin ripped off in his million-dollar bungalow in New Yorn city, California. The putrid stench had left a huge imprint in our hearts and soul; we send our deepest sympathies to his family Maria and Jose Stinkeranzo who both wish to remain anonymous.

i believe The Baby Diaper Elephant is much like a chupacabra, just cuter.

by Ryan, Sean, And Nick July 16, 2008

Diaper sniper

A pedafile that hides in the trees and bushes.

Don't use that playground. The cops spotted a diaper sniper in the woods.

by Bostonbrian80 March 14, 2017

diaper-exciting

When something is so exciting, you have to wear diapers, for the safety of not peeing in your pants.

X: "dude, i cant wait till tomorrow!!!!!its going to be so diaper-exciting!"

by BubbleDoll July 1, 2010