Great Dane

When a bro grabs another man's balls and gently squeezes. Must be a surprise and should last no longer than 3 seconds. Completely not gay, unless said squeeze lasts longer than the maximum time. One alternative is the Greyhound, which consists of reaching from behind in between the legs rather than the more traditional side grab.

I gave Dan a great dane and he liked it in a completely non-Gay way.

by The Righteous Fist December 17, 2008

Dalnet

One of the largest IRC NETWORKS in the world. Currently undergoing Troublesome DDoS attacks, that could quite easily rip apart any network (I would love to see the network that dizee uses withstand an 8 gigabyte per second attack.)

A colony of great, wonderful people, where many users can chat. (P.S, DALnet is not a server you spasticated nappy)

DALnet demands that all servers must be able to handle atleast 750GB per month - Hence why when servers get hit with 8 Giga bytes per second, they split (You do the math.)

by DALnetSupporter February 22, 2003

Dane Cook

A comedian who everyone who is under 5 years old thinks is effing hiliairous whereas Daniel Tosh is clearly funnier.

Random Person On The Street: Omg Lolz! Dane Cook is so funny!!
Me: Wow you're a dumbass.

^^ My opinion is the Morgan Freeman of the opinion world.

by Morgan Porterfield Freeman Jr. February 15, 2009

Dalnet

Noun() The lamest network on the face of Internet Relay Chat (IRC). DALnet has been a L.L.C and a profit organization and is now pwned by 14 year old arab script kiddies with T1's in their basements.

DALnet is teh gai

by abtm February 22, 2003

dane-ism

n. A phrase or word created by comedian Dane Cook that people commonly quote.

"Where's the handle?" and "Start your day off the holy way with Christ Chex!" are my favorite dane-isms.

by MusicFreak_08 October 3, 2007

the damned thing, the 'damned' thing

n. euphemism for oral, anal sex acts performed by black brothers.

Holla at cha boi and let's do the damned thing instead of just chillin' about it.

by Richard Black April 20, 2005

Dane Cook

In my opinion, Dane Cook is the funniest man currently alive. Dane Cook is a stand-up comedian and a Massachusetts native. He is best known for his real-life antics and for his notorious hand gesture the Super Finger, normally shortened to Su-Fi. One of his most recent performances, and my all-time favorite was the Dane Cook: Vicious Circle HBO Special. He is also know for a game he started entitled "Who's In My Mouth?"

Dane Cook- "...And then you get that tap, that sudden just- tap. And who is it? You turn to see who it is, and who is it? The World! The World is behind you saying, 'Uh, yeah, hi. In case you haven't noticed, I'm the fucking world. And, in case you don't know... You're gonna cry."

by Matt N.us December 5, 2006