Keeping My/Your Balls Crossed

The act of hoping and wishing that the girl you want to have sex with actually will.. soon

(The worst pussy trap, is when you aren't getting pussy)

Keeping My/Your Balls Crossed

Friend: "So what's the deal with that girl you've been spending all your time on? Did you get laid yet or what?"

Response: "No not yet, but I'm keeping my balls crossed."

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Guy 1: "O man, I can't wait for Miranda Kerr to get divorced from Orlando Bloom so I can finally get a shot at her."

Guy 2: "I wouldn't keep your balls crossed on that one."

by TastesLikeLemons57 February 24, 2011

cross-pollinate

During vaginal intercourse, the penis is inserted into a woman's ass and then inserted back into her vagina; therefore, the penis takes the shit from her ass and gets it into her vagina.

Rick was so drunk the other night that his cock slipped out of what's-her-name's vagina and he put it in the wrong hole--her ass. After she complained, he put his dick back in her vagina and finished up. She got a yeast infection because that’s what happens when guys cross-pollinate.

by tonymarc May 16, 2009

cross country

the best sport, better than any other sport. other people are just jealous that cross country runners have mad skills.

crosscountry kicks ass!

by intellectualpwer April 7, 2005

Iron Cross

The most accepted German symbol in society today.

The t-shirts for the different Chopper companies feature Iron Crosses on them.

by der rote Kampfflieger July 27, 2004

Cross Country

The greatest and most pure sport ever created. Cross Country is usually thought of as insane and people cannot wrap their minds around why we runners do it. The sport is also overshadowed by Football, which is also played in the Fall. It requires dedication, and unthinkable amounts of physical and mental strength. Pain is a normal part of an XC runners life, and sacrifice become second nature to them. If one puts their all into the sport, it can be the most gratifying experience ever lived through. The comradery gained from powering through the cold, rain, mud, dust, heat and whatever nature can throw at you tempers the bond between teamates and friends. XC runners are usually good people, exemplary students, and quite social as well. If you try in XC, it is impossible to lose. You run until you die, then you get up and keep going. I know all of this from experience, and I watched some of the most dedicated runners ever born reap the benefits of their blood, sweat,and tears. Cross Country is truly one of the greatest sports ever created.

"Our sport is your sport's punishment."

"Cross Country runners are among the purest, most admirable people to live."

by ShadyRunner February 12, 2009

Inverted Cross

A cross that is upside down, with the short end pointing toward the bottom.

Commonly believed to be a satanic symbol, it is actually the opposite; According to legend, St. Peter requested that he be crucified in a different way than Jesus Christ, because he felt that he didn't deserve to die in the same manner as his lord, so the Romans raised his cross with him upside down.

That's right, every so-called Satanist who wears the inverted cross is actually showing humility and unworthiness before Christ.

If the inverted cross is an anti-Christian symbol, why the hell is it carved on the back of the pope's throne?

by The REAL 2wingo August 4, 2011

lost cross

A punk house in Carbondale, Illinois that has been around since the mid-eighties. The exact location is kept undisclosed.

Hey man, you wanna go to the lost cross tonight?

by Devil Tiger March 14, 2007