Yup, he's here. The really *cool* man has been finally added here to urban dictionary. A simple homophobic filipino, trying to live his life normally free of retched unicorns. A proud father of three handsome young men, L---- D----, J---- D-------, and R---- E------. Proud son of the legendary Capili and nephew of the oldest man in existence, Zaki. Loves to wake up people and put them to sleep as well, simply showing how diligent he is in spite of small things like these.
by ive got Monokerophobia hehe November 22, 2018
Get the ICE CRUZmug. well she is very shy and she try her best to fit in but she's very insecure about her body and there times where she feels like no one to help her and once you no her she can be a big crack head so when you meet one just wait until she's opens up
by shy girl 🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺 November 13, 2020
Get the arianna cruzmug. A kid who loves to grab dicks and always thinks of himself highly. Wears long socks in the summer and works at the hub full of husbands.
by PurpleReign June 10, 2016
Get the ervin cruzmug. Cruz is a very rude friend who loves video games but will still make you laugh he is also a very cute guy if your a girl he will not answer your texts
I love Cruz as my best friend
by @ me only me May 25, 2019
Get the Cruzmug. I think I'm going to Cruz to the mountains this weekend and escape the Snowmaggdeon in Denver this weekend.
by oubit12 March 12, 2021
Get the Cruzmug. A ugly white mexican that is really dumb and eats anyting no matter were it is and loves to get on peoples nerves
bruh cruz wont stop calling me the grinch and making fun of me because im a midget and because i look asian
by my sci learn December 6, 2019
Get the cruzmug. (n.) An employee who nobody likes to work with, nobody enjoys to be around but for whatever reason one or a few very powerful people want them there anyway.
Well, the Ted Cruz hire finally got caught stealing from the employee fridge but even then nothing will be done about it.
by arf79 June 6, 2024
Get the Ted Cruz hiremug.