Crappaccino

The coffee you get at little garage's and rest spots. It looks like you may just have enough coffee in your hot water to make it coffee, officially. Usually vile, watery muck. Not recommended to ask for a Crapacinno when at work.

Customer at rest stop: Can I have a Crappaccino please?

Server: A what?

Customer: You know, a "cappuccino"?

Server: Oh, that!

by EvelynTurtleDove January 7, 2011

Crippletard

CROSS BETWEEN CRIPPLE AND RETARD: SOMEONE SO STUPID AND CRAZY DRUNK THAT THEY END THE NIGHT CRIPPLED AND DON'T REMEMBER HOW

i.e. broken bones, concussion etc.

SHE BROKE HER ARM DANCING CAUSE SHE'S SUCH A CRIPPLETARD

by kittykat29835734985405 October 27, 2010

Cripple-ish

1. The act of still having the benefits of having broken bones, but being close to fully healed.
2. A word that is used to show anyone that adding "-ish" to the end of a word automatically makes it a real word.

After 10 weeks of having a broken foot, I still have a reserved parking tag for being cripple-ish.

by Larrydawg64 July 4, 2012

crippled bagpipe

When you're fucking a girl in the ass and you wrap your arms around her stomach and squeeze, causing her to fart on your dick.

Jenny wouldn't let me try the crippled bagpipe last night because we had Mexican for dinner and she was afraid she'd shit all over my dick.

by massterblaster December 16, 2013

crappable

A bathroom with a toilet clean enough to be crapped upon.

A: "Hey bro, is the bathroom in the subway crappable enough?" B: "No way, bro. That bathroom is so dirty even my dog won't crap in there."

by You Can Trust Me August 7, 2014

cripp rider

A woman,usually addicted to drugs, alcohol or both that hooks up and cohabitates with a male on disability. That way she always knows that there is a guaranteed government check arriving like clockwork plus she is always eligible for food stamps. She knows that due to the crippled person she is riding not much sex is involved plus she has a babysitter for her twice a month child visitation days. Always a plus to a cripp rider are the prescription pain pills her mule can acquire for her.

Look at that damn cripp rider hanging out in front of the VA HOSPITAL. Her old man just died from complications from his injuries in Ahfganistan yesterday and she's already looking for another ride. Nasty bitch. (Bitch) (check) (whore) (scumbag) (filth)

by Papasquatch December 10, 2015

cripia

An ancient tribe that lived underground, thay are said to be the best fighting force of England Cripia was known for fighting the Taza

All hail cripia

by Happy beaver May 3, 2017