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counterterrorist

White European terrorism pre-dates and reigns supreme over that small Johnny Come Lately Camel Jockey Shit.........get real!!!
by Homeland-Insecurity April 19, 2003
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Counter-Strike

An addicting game combining the art of shooting terrorist with shooting little 5 year olds. Around with Counter-strike comes 1337 and those who laugh at the old farts that can't read it cause they are retarded. A game bent on getting pissed off and shooting a bunch of kids that like to scream in microphones all day long.

A great stress reliever, highly addictive, and very fun.
I've played for 2 years, people bash it but its cause they suck and most good people agree that this game is ub3r.
by j0hnn May 13, 2005
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Counter Status

When someone makes a facebook status in response to another persons facebook status, usually in an aggressive manner. Often no ones name is used in the status, but because of a mutually know situation they do not have to use names.
Person A Status: "So-and-so is a cheap a-hole who doesn't think of anyone but himself, that necklace was practically a cracker jack prize!"

Person B Counter Status: "You've shown your true colors. It wasn't cheap when I bought it for you bitch."
by Iaintgotnoshame May 11, 2010
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Counter Haterism

The opposite of being a hater, it's bringing hate to the haters. If someone is hatin' on you or your swag because they're fake or jealous. Just send them some counter haterisms their way you know you're real don't let anyone tell you different.
Bitch 1: Why you wearin' that jersey?
Bitch 2: Yeah you always be wearin' a jersey all the time don't you wear regular clothes or something and take those Foams off you can't rock those!
Me: Bitch please at least I can afford the shit I wear on a credit card and still have money left over to take my girl out while you're payin' for shit with a credit card and can't even afford to pay it back. I don't want to hear it.

That's Counter Haterism.
by DRose1 January 12, 2012
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counter terrorist

Anyone who hates themselves for working behind a counter and instead of getting a better job, projects that hate onto customers and then makes their shitty attitude and behavior seem like the customer's fault.

A counter terrorist may do any of the following:

Make you wait while they chat with other angry colleagues.

Roll their eyes whenever you ask a perfectly reasonable question.

Get mad about having to help you even though your cash pays their salary.

Act like they are smarter and superior to you while earning minimum wage.

Move as slow as molasses even though they clearly want to get rid of you.
Sue: Why don't you shop at insert name of any big chain store anymore?

Bob: The place is full of counter terrorists. I got sick of being treated like shit when all I wanted to do was spend some money. It's not my fault those people hate their jobs.

Sue: Well, it is difficult working with the public.

Bob: Then they should do something else and stop counter terrorizing innocent people.
by Maaron May 19, 2013
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Countretto

Adj. Slang term for when someone has both a country and ghetto vernacular.
"Did you hear Phil talking? That boy is so countretto!"
by BetnarNyx September 16, 2017
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counter-fit

1. A "copycat" temper-tantrum that someone else throws in order to show an overly-explosive person "how horrible/ridiculous it looks".
2. A rage that someone flies into upon being "busted" for trying to pass fake money.
I wonder if that infamous thirteen-dollar-bill-proffering dude had a counter-fit when the backwoods-hillbilly shop-owner offered him "a six and a seven, or how about three three's and a four" as change for his "funny money"?
by QuacksO February 16, 2019
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