cosmic whirl

A large thingy that never fucking ends in space

The cosmic whirl never fucking ends by the way.

by alcoholic99 November 1, 2023

Cosmic Wocky

a street term for a cocktail containing soda with DXM as the Base! and usually does not contain other additives in the cocktail such as Codeine or Promethazine

This is not Wocky, This is Cosmic Wocky
Different Vibes, Different Culture

by SMARTBOYYYY October 17, 2025

cosmic noise

Noise caused by radiation outside of Earth’s atmosphere

Cosmic noise can be detected by artificial intelligence

by acme2004 February 9, 2018

Cosmic miscalculite

An intelligent person who is capable of doing math but, for reasons of entropy/fate/providence/bad luck, gets the answers wrong anyway, even to the extent that even math teachers are stumped as to why.

"I checked my answer 20 times. 20 TIMES! And the teacher checked it five times! I showed my work twice over. Neither of us knows how I got question 4 so wrong."
"You poor cosmic miscalculite..."

by gorpoglorp January 28, 2023

you came from a great cosmic egg

A nicer way of telling someone " you don't know what you are talking about because you butted into a conversation you had no business butting into in the first place"

Parents talking and son interrupts : can I go to a Trump rally with my gf Jessica?

Parents : drive yourself away by all means necessary. Btw since you came from a great cosmic egg, you can also learn some manners and not interrupt us when we are talking.

by Sexydimma May 16, 2016

Cosmic Birdo Technique

The act of putting a kazoo in a girls mouth while cracking a raw egg in her pussy and fucking her hard until its unbearable!

Boy 1- Yo, bro, I got invited to Janet's house yesterday!
Boy 2- How'd it go?
Boy 1- I thought it was going to be a normal night, but then she pulled out a kazoo, and I knew we were going to do the Cosmic Birdo Technique!

by Min0$c0in August 6, 2024

Cosmiced

When you are ignored by a human life form named Carson who is a manager on a comic discord server

Cosmic: hey Carson how’s it going?
Carson: *doesnt respond*
Random person: hey Carson how is your day?

Carson: great thank you!
Cosmic: *feeling sad* “wow I just got cosmiced”

by Cosmic.sandwich March 14, 2022