Poo Cork

A 'poo' so big that it clogs the toilet.

Honey, I had a poo cork so big last night, that the water could hardly move when I flushed.

by smbs82 July 07, 2010

Red cork

A fake discriminatory word that is offensive to red heads with no reason to hate the,.
This saying is used to confuse people.
If someone says it, by accident, become offended or shush and tell them to never say it again out loud. (Kinda like the n word)

“Hey, would you help me remove this red cork for me??”
“You don’t know? Don’t say that.....”
“Say what?”
“Shhhh it’s a bad word just don’t say it”
“????”

by Aliwerm November 21, 2020

All Corked up

When a man’s wiener is fully erect

I went down on that mf and he was all corked up!

by Gennymia July 15, 2024

Durham Corking

The act of participating in anal sex with a willing partner, cumming in their ass, and then proceeding to employ a butt plug to “cork” the seminal fluid in their anal cavity to age and mature.
After a number of days, this will ferment into a unique beverage suitable for consumption via fletching.

“Right then mate— last night I went Wetherspoons down the kings road… orange haired geeza’ asked me for a Durham Corking— so I came in his arse and plugged ‘im up. Absolutely impeccable. Better than that piss Carling that’s for true.”

by Euney May 08, 2024

Cork sniffer

People who are apart of the New Aged Pipe Smokers.

Dang, you’re a cork sniffer?
Yeah. I love the new aged pipe smokers!

by Rileyh212 April 05, 2022

cork

emphasis on the word dork

naw i dont use twitter that shyt is for dorks and corks

by brandonbovada November 18, 2020

Cork

The Greatest place on Earth. Located in the South-West of Ireland, it’s also known as:

Heaven
Elysium

Paradise

Jesus: God! There’s a pandemic going on! You should be helping them. Why the hell are you staying in Cork?

God: It’s because I’m working from home, son.

by GCC_Sham January 28, 2022